Short Answer: Because they don't want to quack up mid-flight! ๐ฆ๐
Explanation: Ducks are known for their quacking sound, which is their way of communicating. Since telling jokes would require them to make different sounds, they avoid it while flying to avoid any potential mishaps. After all, it wouldn't be very graceful for a duck to burst into laughter mid-flight! So, they save their jokes for when they're safely on the ground. ๐คญ๐ฌ๏ธ
Amina (Guest) on April 1, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 31, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Mazrui (Guest) on March 6, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Mwafirika (Guest) on February 7, 2019
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
David Musyoka (Guest) on February 5, 2019
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 5, 2019
๐ Saving this one!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 20, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Majid (Guest) on January 18, 2019
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Umi (Guest) on January 18, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 17, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Kheri (Guest) on January 7, 2019
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Bakari (Guest) on December 23, 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Hassan (Guest) on December 16, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Bahati (Guest) on December 16, 2018
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 13, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Neema (Guest) on November 25, 2018
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Leila (Guest) on November 24, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 20, 2018
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 5, 2018
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 27, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on October 7, 2018
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 1, 2018
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Wande (Guest) on September 27, 2018
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
John Lissu (Guest) on September 27, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Issack (Guest) on August 29, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 26, 2018
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 17, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 15, 2018
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Salma (Guest) on July 27, 2018
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Mwalimu (Guest) on July 25, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Jamal (Guest) on July 24, 2018
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 12, 2018
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Fatuma (Guest) on June 27, 2018
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Maneno (Guest) on June 27, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 25, 2018
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Zainab (Guest) on June 23, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Jafari (Guest) on June 21, 2018
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 5, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 5, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 2, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 29, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Zakaria (Guest) on May 26, 2018
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 23, 2018
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 22, 2018
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Rubea (Guest) on May 21, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Mchuma (Guest) on May 15, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
David Chacha (Guest) on April 26, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 24, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Daudi (Guest) on April 13, 2018
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Mwafirika (Guest) on April 8, 2018
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 1, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 31, 2018
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Salum (Guest) on March 20, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Zubeida (Guest) on March 16, 2018
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Mgeni (Guest) on February 21, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 21, 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 20, 2018
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Mwakisu (Guest) on February 17, 2018
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Masika (Guest) on February 1, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Husna (Guest) on January 31, 2018
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ