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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Amina
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Sep 26, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Shabani
Guest
Sep 20, 2018
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Yusuf
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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John Mushi
Guest
Sep 13, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Maida
Guest
Sep 12, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Faiza
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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David Nyerere
Guest
Aug 17, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Mchuma
Guest
Aug 14, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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George Tenga
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Nassor
Guest
Aug 8, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Aug 7, 2018
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Rabia
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Aug 3, 2018
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jul 28, 2018
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jul 25, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jul 13, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Nassor
Guest
Jun 27, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jun 7, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Amina
Guest
Jun 6, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Rahma
Guest
Jun 2, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
May 29, 2018
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Jafari
Guest
May 28, 2018
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Tabu
Guest
May 27, 2018
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Maimuna
Guest
May 6, 2018
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Mary Njeri
Guest
May 3, 2018
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Janet Sumari
Guest
May 2, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Apr 30, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Apr 26, 2018
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Jamila
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Apr 6, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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James Malima
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Mar 28, 2018
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Mar 17, 2018
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Mar 16, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Mar 11, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Rahim
Guest
Mar 9, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Sharifa
Guest
Mar 6, 2018
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Mar 4, 2018
😁 This is gold!
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Abubakar
Guest
Mar 2, 2018
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Feb 25, 2018
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Rabia
Guest
Feb 16, 2018
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Furaha
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jan 28, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jan 26, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Rashid
Guest
Jan 23, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jan 21, 2018
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 20, 2018
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Irene Makena
Guest
Dec 16, 2017
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Dec 13, 2017
😂 So funny!
