Short Answer: Because you don't want to press your luck! 🍀
Explanation: Ironing a four leaf clover might flatten it and take away its charm. Since finding a four leaf clover is considered lucky, you wouldn't want to risk losing its magical powers by ironing it. So, it's best to leave the ironing board for your clothes and keep your four leaf clovers untouched for good luck! 😄👚
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 19, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Amina (Guest) on October 19, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 26, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Shabani (Guest) on September 20, 2018
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Yusuf (Guest) on September 19, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 16, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
John Mushi (Guest) on September 13, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Maida (Guest) on September 12, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Faiza (Guest) on September 2, 2018
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
David Nyerere (Guest) on August 17, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Mchuma (Guest) on August 14, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
George Tenga (Guest) on August 11, 2018
😆 That punchline was epic!
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 11, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Nassor (Guest) on August 8, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 7, 2018
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Rabia (Guest) on August 6, 2018
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 3, 2018
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 31, 2018
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 28, 2018
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 25, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 13, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 9, 2018
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 29, 2018
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Nassor (Guest) on June 27, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 15, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 7, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Amina (Guest) on June 6, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Rahma (Guest) on June 2, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 29, 2018
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Jafari (Guest) on May 28, 2018
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Tabu (Guest) on May 27, 2018
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Maimuna (Guest) on May 6, 2018
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 3, 2018
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 2, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 30, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 26, 2018
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Jamila (Guest) on April 20, 2018
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 7, 2018
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 6, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
James Malima (Guest) on April 3, 2018
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 28, 2018
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 17, 2018
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 16, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 11, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Rahim (Guest) on March 9, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Sharifa (Guest) on March 6, 2018
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 4, 2018
😁 This is gold!
Abubakar (Guest) on March 2, 2018
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Grace Mligo (Guest) on February 25, 2018
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Rabia (Guest) on February 16, 2018
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Furaha (Guest) on February 3, 2018
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 28, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Ann Awino (Guest) on January 26, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
David Sokoine (Guest) on January 25, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Rashid (Guest) on January 23, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 21, 2018
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Abdullah (Guest) on January 20, 2018
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Chris Okello (Guest) on December 30, 2017
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Irene Makena (Guest) on December 16, 2017
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 13, 2017
😂 So funny!