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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Mar 11, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Makame
Guest
Feb 20, 2019
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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James Malima
Guest
Feb 19, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 12, 2019
😁 This made my day!
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Feb 9, 2019
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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James Kimani
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Kassim
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Abdullah
Guest
Feb 3, 2019
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Kheri
Guest
Jan 27, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Mwanais
Guest
Jan 24, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jan 21, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jan 16, 2019
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jan 5, 2019
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 5, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Tabu
Guest
Dec 31, 2018
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Amina
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Wande
Guest
Dec 17, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Dec 15, 2018
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Salma
Guest
Dec 15, 2018
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Dec 8, 2018
😆 That punchline!
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Ahmed
Guest
Dec 6, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Dec 2, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Nov 24, 2018
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Nov 18, 2018
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Rabia
Guest
Oct 26, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 26, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Zainab
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Sumaya
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Sep 21, 2018
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Mustafa
Guest
Sep 15, 2018
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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David Kawawa
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Sep 5, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Sep 1, 2018
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Halima
Guest
Aug 13, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Rukia
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
😂 Gotta save this!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Aug 8, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 7, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Mustafa
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Frank Macha
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Kiza
Guest
Jul 30, 2018
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 29, 2018
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Neema
Guest
Jul 28, 2018
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jun 28, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jun 23, 2018
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 12, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jun 3, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Bakari
Guest
May 28, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Victor Kimario
Guest
May 27, 2018
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
May 8, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Zainab
Guest
May 2, 2018
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
May 1, 2018
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Salma
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Kahina
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
😄 You got me!
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John Kamande
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Zulekha
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Abdillah
Guest
Apr 5, 2018
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Mar 31, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Omari
Guest
Mar 26, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
