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Joy Wacera
Guest
Oct 21, 2018
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Oct 21, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Oct 15, 2018
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Oct 10, 2018
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Oct 8, 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Oct 1, 2018
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
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James Malima
Guest
Sep 20, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Sep 8, 2018
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
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Farida
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Aug 21, 2018
๐ Iโm dying!
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James Malima
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Aug 16, 2018
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Aug 5, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Aug 5, 2018
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jul 27, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jul 23, 2018
๐ This is gold!
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
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Masika
Guest
Jul 16, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 14, 2018
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jul 4, 2018
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jun 28, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
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Asha
Guest
Jun 18, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
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Nuru
Guest
May 25, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
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Faiza
Guest
May 20, 2018
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Kahina
Guest
May 16, 2018
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
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Nora Kidata
Guest
May 11, 2018
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Issack
Guest
May 10, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
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Nahida
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Apr 19, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
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Ahmed
Guest
Apr 15, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Apr 11, 2018
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐
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Asha
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
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Halima
Guest
Mar 31, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Mar 30, 2018
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Iโm still cracking up!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Mar 27, 2018
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Mar 12, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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Mjaka
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
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Maulid
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Feb 11, 2018
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Feb 11, 2018
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Feb 10, 2018
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Feb 9, 2018
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Hamida
Guest
Feb 5, 2018
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
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Omari
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
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Bakari
Guest
Jan 19, 2018
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jan 19, 2018
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
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Kazija
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
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Farida
Guest
Dec 26, 2017
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 21, 2017
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Dec 16, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Zubeida
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท