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Get Your Giggle On: 10 Jokes to Brighten Any Moment

Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Get Your Giggle On: 10 Jokes to Brighten Any Moment

Life can sometimes feel like a never-ending series of serious moments, but don't fret! Laughter is the best medicine, they say, and it's time to unleash your inner comedian. Whether you're feeling blue or just need a quick pick-me-up, these ten jokes are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone and turn any frown upside down. So, buckle up and prepare for a wild ride of hilarity!

  1. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! Plus, they're always a little too "bonely."

  2. What did the grape say to the elephant? "Nothing," because grapes can't talk! But the elephant replied, "That's a bunch of sour grapes!"

  3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! His fellow scarecrows were straw-struck by his talent.

  4. How do you organize a space party? You "planet" in advance! And don't forget to serve some "jupiter juice" for the aliens.

  5. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! It couldn't "ketchup" with its emotions.

  6. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! It just needed a little support, like the rest of us.

  7. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! Because, hey, who needs eyes when you can swim freely, right?

  8. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? All the fans left! They couldn't handle the "heat" of passion for their team anymore.

  9. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! We may be made of atoms, but they definitely know how to play tricks on us.

  10. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! This frosty fellow knows how to work it out in the cold.

Remember, folks, laughter is contagious, so spread the joy! Share these jokes with your friends, family, and even unsuspecting strangers. You never know whose day you might brighten. Life is too short to take seriously all the time, so take a moment to indulge in the absurd and let your laughter echo throughout the world. As Charlie Chaplin once said, "A day without laughter is a day wasted." So, go ahead, get your giggle on!

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Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
👥 Umi Guest Oct 18, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆
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What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊
👥 Mohamed Guest Sep 28, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
👥 Nyota Guest Sep 25, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔
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I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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😂 Gotta save this!
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I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
👥 Mwinyi Guest Jul 30, 2017
😄 You got me good!
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Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
👥 Robert Ndunguru Guest Jul 7, 2017
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
👥 Ahmed Guest Jul 5, 2017
😆 That punchline!
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Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️
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What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️
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Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆
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What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔
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How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
👥 Peter Mbise Guest Apr 11, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
👥 Neema Guest Mar 26, 2017
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

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