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Cracking Up: 10 Jokes to Keep You Laughing All Day

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Cracking Up: 10 Jokes to Keep You Laughing All Day

Life can sometimes feel like an endless rollercoaster of deadlines, responsibilities, and adulting. But fear not, my friends, for there is a magical potion that can brighten even the gloomiest of days: laughter! So, hold on to your funny bones as we dive into a realm of hilarity with these rib-tickling jokes that will keep you laughing all day long. Get ready to crack up!

  1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Oh, those corny scarecrows, always reaping what they sow and leaving us in stitches.

  2. Two muffins were sitting in the oven. One said, "Wow, it's getting hot in here!" The other replied, "Oh my crumbs, a talking muffin!" Who knew baked goods had such a sparkling sense of humor?

  3. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change and became a comedian. Now, I'm rolling in the dough - both figuratively and literally!

  4. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! It seems even in the afterlife, bones have a knack for bone-headed jokes.

  5. What's a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it's "R," but it's the "C" they love! Ahoy, matey, those pirates certainly know how to have a good laugh!

  6. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. As it turns out, she misheard me and thought I said "embrace her miss steaks." Now we're just laughing and grilling up some steaks!

  7. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Ah, those tiny particles have quite the sense of humor, don't they? They're always up to something.

  8. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! Sometimes food jokes just noodle their way into our hearts and make us burst out laughing.

  9. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems! Poor math book, always calculating how to make us giggle.

  10. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! Who knew that chilling creatures could bring such warmth to our humor?

Remember, my friends, laughter is the best medicine for a weary soul. So, keep these jokes in your back pocket, ready to whip out when life throws you lemons. With these hilarious one-liners by your side, you'll be unstoppable in your quest to spread joy and laughter. So, go forth and crack up the world, one joke at a time!

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๐Ÿ‘ฅ Grace Majaliwa Guest Apr 14, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Brian Karanja Guest Mar 30, 2018
๐Ÿคฃ Sending this now!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Nicholas Wanjohi Guest Mar 27, 2018
Why donโ€™t skeletons go to scary movies? They donโ€™t have the guts! ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŽฌ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Stephen Malecela Guest Mar 26, 2018
Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite exercise? The plank! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿฆต
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Bernard Oduor Guest Mar 16, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโ€™t come back? A stick! ๐Ÿชƒ๐ŸŒฟ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Ramadhan Guest Mar 16, 2018
๐Ÿ˜… I needed that laugh!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Thomas Mwakalindile Guest Feb 27, 2018
๐Ÿ˜† Canโ€™t stop laughing!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Neema Guest Feb 25, 2018
Iโ€™ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐Ÿš‰๐Ÿค”
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Rubea Guest Feb 24, 2018
Iโ€™m not arguing, Iโ€™m just explaining why Iโ€™m right. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Joyce Aoko Guest Feb 19, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Agnes Sumaye Guest Jan 22, 2018
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโ€™s my tractor? ๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Faith Kariuki Guest Jan 18, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐ŸงŒ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ John Kamande Guest Jan 9, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโ€™t laugh at yourself, call meโ€”Iโ€™ll laugh at you. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ž
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Jafari Guest Dec 18, 2017
Why donโ€™t basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโ€™re afraid of traveling! ๐Ÿ€โœˆ๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Wilson Ombati Guest Dec 17, 2017
Why canโ€™t you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโ€™ll let it go! ๐ŸŽˆโ„๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Anna Mchome Guest Dec 7, 2017
๐Ÿ˜… Iโ€™m still chuckling at this!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Daudi Guest Nov 30, 2017
๐Ÿ˜„ This is pure brilliance!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Athumani Guest Nov 25, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ–ฑ๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Makame Guest Nov 23, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฅ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Alice Mrema Guest Nov 22, 2017
๐Ÿ˜‚ Sharing right away!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Hassan Guest Nov 13, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐Ÿงนโฐ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Issack Guest Nov 6, 2017
I run like the winded. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Anna Mahiga Guest Oct 30, 2017
I run like the winded. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Umi Guest Oct 25, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐Ÿ“Œ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ David Nyerere Guest Oct 19, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโ€™m talking to myself non-stop. ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ญ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Lucy Mushi Guest Oct 9, 2017
What do you call a snowmanโ€™s dog? A slush puppy! โ›„๐Ÿ•
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Edwin Ndambuki Guest Oct 9, 2017
My alone time is for everyoneโ€™s safety. ๐Ÿšท๐Ÿ˜…
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Josephine Guest Sep 30, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ”‹
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mwanakhamis Guest Sep 28, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐Ÿ†
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Omar Guest Sep 23, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŒŠ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Shani Guest Sep 16, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…
๐Ÿ‘ฅ George Mallya Guest Sep 15, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Vincent Mwangangi Guest Sep 15, 2017
Whatโ€™s a skeletonโ€™s least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Joy Wacera Guest Sep 12, 2017
Iโ€™m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโ€™ve lost two days. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mchuma Guest Sep 8, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿง 
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Raphael Okoth Guest Sep 6, 2017
๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m still laughing, canโ€™t stop!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Makame Guest Aug 30, 2017
I canโ€™t adult today. Please donโ€™t make me adult. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Richard Mulwa Guest Aug 21, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐Ÿ›ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Tabu Guest Aug 16, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mary Kidata Guest Aug 16, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Peter Mugendi Guest Aug 9, 2017
Why donโ€™t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ŸŽฑ๐Ÿ’ฐ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mohamed Guest Jul 28, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿช
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Nchi Guest Jul 20, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ‘‹
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mwalimu Guest Jul 19, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ David Ochieng Guest Jul 14, 2017
Monday should be optional. ๐Ÿ˜ดโณ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Dorothy Majaliwa Guest Jul 13, 2017
Iโ€™m not saying Iโ€™m Batman, but youโ€™ve never seen us in the same room together. ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฆ‡
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Chum Guest Jul 12, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐Ÿ˜†
๐Ÿ‘ฅ John Malisa Guest Jul 8, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿ’ป
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mwalimu Guest Jul 7, 2017
๐Ÿ˜… Iโ€™m still laughing!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Hashim Guest Jul 3, 2017
Hilarious! This oneโ€™s going into my favorites! ๐Ÿ˜„
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Carol Nyakio Guest Jun 28, 2017
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ”ต
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Frank Sokoine Guest Jun 20, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ŸŽผ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Jane Malecela Guest Jun 20, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ’ผ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Nancy Akumu Guest Jun 16, 2017
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐Ÿก๐Ÿงผ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Alice Jebet Guest Jun 16, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐Ÿ•โœจ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Michael Mboya Guest Jun 9, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโ€™d punch it. ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ“…
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mwakisu Guest Jun 8, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโ€™s a beautiful day. โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Sofia Guest Jun 6, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐Ÿขโณ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Samson Mahiga Guest May 26, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐Ÿ•’โœˆ๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Ahmed Guest May 21, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ˜•๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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