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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Fadhila
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Nyota
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jan 9, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Yusuf
Guest
Jan 9, 2018
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jan 6, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jan 4, 2018
😆 That punchline!
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 28, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Dec 20, 2017
😆 Still cracking up!
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Dec 18, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Aziza
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Nov 30, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Nov 25, 2017
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Nov 19, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Husna
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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David Chacha
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Robert Okello
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Oct 17, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Furaha
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Leila
Guest
Oct 11, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Fadhila
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Amani
Guest
Sep 29, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Sep 22, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Sep 19, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Binti
Guest
Sep 11, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Abdullah
Guest
Sep 11, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Mwafirika
Guest
Sep 8, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Warda
Guest
Sep 4, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Shukuru
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Ahmed
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Amina
Guest
Aug 29, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Fadhila
Guest
Jul 20, 2017
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Jaffar
Guest
Jul 13, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Hawa
Guest
Jul 10, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Azima
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Khatib
Guest
Jun 26, 2017
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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James Malima
Guest
Jun 25, 2017
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jun 25, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 20, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Juma
Guest
Jun 17, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jun 13, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Sofia
Guest
May 12, 2017
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
May 12, 2017
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Salum
Guest
May 7, 2017
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Yahya
Guest
May 3, 2017
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Charles Mchome
Guest
May 2, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Apr 29, 2017
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Mwinyi
Guest
Apr 23, 2017
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 8, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Ann Awino
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 5, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Apr 5, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 4, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
