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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Apr 11, 2018
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Kheri
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Mwagonda
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Hamida
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Mar 16, 2018
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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George Tenga
Guest
Mar 14, 2018
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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George Wanjala
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Amina
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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David Sokoine
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Majid
Guest
Feb 20, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Feb 20, 2018
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Muslima
Guest
Feb 19, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 9, 2018
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Rahma
Guest
Feb 6, 2018
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Josephine
Guest
Jan 29, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Baridi
Guest
Jan 21, 2018
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jan 12, 2018
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jan 8, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Faiza
Guest
Dec 31, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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George Wanjala
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Mwinyi
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
😆 Still cracking up!
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Habiba
Guest
Dec 18, 2017
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Wande
Guest
Dec 18, 2017
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Yahya
Guest
Dec 8, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Sultan
Guest
Nov 30, 2017
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Azima
Guest
Nov 26, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Nov 25, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Oct 20, 2017
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 13, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Josephine
Guest
Oct 11, 2017
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Sep 16, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Sep 12, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Ahmed
Guest
Aug 28, 2017
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Tambwe
Guest
Aug 25, 2017
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Kiza
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jul 28, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Asha
Guest
Jul 23, 2017
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Chiku
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Hashim
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jun 6, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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John Mushi
Guest
May 27, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Baraka
Guest
May 22, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Sumaya
Guest
May 11, 2017
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
May 3, 2017
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Ibrahim
Guest
May 2, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Apr 21, 2017
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Shamim
Guest
Mar 23, 2017
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Mar 22, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Furaha
Guest
Mar 21, 2017
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Mar 20, 2017
😂 I’m dying!
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James Kawawa
Guest
Mar 8, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
