Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 11, 2018

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Kheri (Guest) on April 3, 2018

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Mwagonda (Guest) on March 20, 2018

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Hamida (Guest) on March 20, 2018

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 16, 2018

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

George Tenga (Guest) on March 14, 2018

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

George Wanjala (Guest) on March 5, 2018

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 5, 2018

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Amina (Guest) on March 3, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

David Sokoine (Guest) on March 3, 2018

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Majid (Guest) on February 20, 2018

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on February 20, 2018

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Muslima (Guest) on February 19, 2018

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 9, 2018

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Rahma (Guest) on February 6, 2018

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Josephine (Guest) on January 29, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Baridi (Guest) on January 21, 2018

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

James Kawawa (Guest) on January 12, 2018

😅 I’m still laughing!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 8, 2018

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Faiza (Guest) on December 31, 2017

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

George Wanjala (Guest) on December 23, 2017

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Mwinyi (Guest) on December 22, 2017

😆 Still cracking up!

Habiba (Guest) on December 18, 2017

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Wande (Guest) on December 18, 2017

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 17, 2017

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Yahya (Guest) on December 8, 2017

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on December 5, 2017

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 3, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Sultan (Guest) on November 30, 2017

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Azima (Guest) on November 26, 2017

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

George Ndungu (Guest) on November 25, 2017

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 20, 2017

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

David Ochieng (Guest) on October 13, 2017

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Josephine (Guest) on October 11, 2017

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 3, 2017

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 16, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 12, 2017

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Ahmed (Guest) on August 28, 2017

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Tambwe (Guest) on August 25, 2017

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 24, 2017

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Kiza (Guest) on August 10, 2017

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 28, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 25, 2017

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Asha (Guest) on July 23, 2017

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Chiku (Guest) on July 11, 2017

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 9, 2017

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Hashim (Guest) on June 9, 2017

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 6, 2017

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

John Mushi (Guest) on May 27, 2017

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Baraka (Guest) on May 22, 2017

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Sumaya (Guest) on May 11, 2017

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 3, 2017

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Ibrahim (Guest) on May 2, 2017

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 21, 2017

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 10, 2017

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Shamim (Guest) on March 23, 2017

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 22, 2017

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Furaha (Guest) on March 21, 2017

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 20, 2017

😂 I’m dying!

James Kawawa (Guest) on March 8, 2017

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡