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Anna Kibwana
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Apr 11, 2018
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
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Kheri
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
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Mwagonda
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐
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Hamida
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Mar 16, 2018
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
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George Tenga
Guest
Mar 14, 2018
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
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George Wanjala
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
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Amina
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
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David Sokoine
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Majid
Guest
Feb 20, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Feb 20, 2018
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
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Muslima
Guest
Feb 19, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 9, 2018
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
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Rahma
Guest
Feb 6, 2018
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
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Josephine
Guest
Jan 29, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
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Baridi
Guest
Jan 21, 2018
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jan 12, 2018
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Iโm still laughing!
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jan 8, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
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Faiza
Guest
Dec 31, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
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George Wanjala
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
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Mwinyi
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
๐ Still cracking up!
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Habiba
Guest
Dec 18, 2017
๐ I need to save this one forever!
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Wande
Guest
Dec 18, 2017
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
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Yahya
Guest
Dec 8, 2017
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
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Sultan
Guest
Nov 30, 2017
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
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Azima
Guest
Nov 26, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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George Ndungu
Guest
Nov 25, 2017
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Oct 20, 2017
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 13, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Josephine
Guest
Oct 11, 2017
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Sep 16, 2017
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Sep 12, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
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Ahmed
Guest
Aug 28, 2017
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
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Tambwe
Guest
Aug 25, 2017
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
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Kiza
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jul 28, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
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Asha
Guest
Jul 23, 2017
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
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Chiku
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
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Hashim
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jun 6, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
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John Mushi
Guest
May 27, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
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Baraka
Guest
May 22, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
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Sumaya
Guest
May 11, 2017
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
May 3, 2017
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
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Ibrahim
Guest
May 2, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Apr 21, 2017
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
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Shamim
Guest
Mar 23, 2017
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Mar 22, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
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Furaha
Guest
Mar 21, 2017
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Mar 20, 2017
๐ Iโm dying!
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James Kawawa
Guest
Mar 8, 2017
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
