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Shamsa
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Apr 20, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Esther Cheruiyot
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Apr 5, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Biashara
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Mar 27, 2018
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Mjaka
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Mar 26, 2018
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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John Malisa
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Mar 22, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Mar 17, 2018
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Shani
Guest
Mar 17, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Jabir
Guest
Mar 11, 2018
😂 So funny!
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Mar 7, 2018
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 6, 2018
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Mar 4, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Baraka
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Feb 15, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Feb 13, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Josephine
Guest
Feb 12, 2018
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 30, 2018
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jan 26, 2018
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jan 23, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jan 20, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Neema
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Mgeni
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Fadhila
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 20, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Dec 13, 2017
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Nov 28, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Josephine
Guest
Nov 26, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Nov 12, 2017
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Hashim
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Nov 3, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Oct 25, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Bahati
Guest
Oct 21, 2017
😄 Too good!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Oct 19, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Oct 18, 2017
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Binti
Guest
Oct 17, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Oct 8, 2017
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Oct 6, 2017
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Sep 23, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Nahida
Guest
Sep 23, 2017
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Ann Awino
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Fatuma
Guest
Sep 1, 2017
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Josephine
Guest
Aug 15, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Aug 11, 2017
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Zuhura
Guest
Jul 27, 2017
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Ahmed
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jul 22, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Muslima
Guest
Jul 18, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jul 15, 2017
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Shamsa
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Rubea
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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George Mallya
Guest
Jul 6, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Yusuf
Guest
Jun 24, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Issa
Guest
May 28, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
