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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Mar 14, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Ibrahim
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Salma
Guest
Feb 25, 2018
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Feb 22, 2018
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Mtumwa
Guest
Feb 7, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jan 28, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Mariam
Guest
Jan 28, 2018
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jan 16, 2018
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Fadhili
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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John Malisa
Guest
Jan 12, 2018
😂 Gotta save this!
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jan 7, 2018
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Dec 26, 2017
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Dec 20, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Chum
Guest
Dec 20, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Dec 8, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Zakaria
Guest
Nov 22, 2017
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Nov 13, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Rashid
Guest
Nov 5, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Nov 2, 2017
😆 This one really got me!
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Nov 2, 2017
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Oct 29, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Nassar
Guest
Oct 27, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Oct 22, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Mwinyi
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Selemani
Guest
Sep 16, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Sep 12, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Zuhura
Guest
Sep 7, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Abubakari
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Aug 13, 2017
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Issa
Guest
Aug 13, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Aug 8, 2017
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jul 27, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jul 22, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Nassar
Guest
Jul 17, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jul 15, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jul 14, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Jafari
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Josephine
Guest
Jul 9, 2017
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Sumaya
Guest
Jun 28, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Halimah
Guest
Jun 26, 2017
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Jaffar
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Mchuma
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 28, 2017
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
May 9, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Kijakazi
Guest
Apr 26, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Apr 25, 2017
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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David Kawawa
Guest
Apr 19, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Apr 15, 2017
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Apr 12, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Apr 2, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
😆 That punchline was epic!
