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Lydia Mzindakaya
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Feb 11, 2018
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Zuhura
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Khatib
Guest
Jan 26, 2018
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Neema
Guest
Jan 22, 2018
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 18, 2018
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Husna
Guest
Jan 13, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Sharifa
Guest
Jan 9, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Halimah
Guest
Jan 9, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Zakia
Guest
Jan 4, 2018
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Dec 28, 2017
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Khadija
Guest
Dec 26, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Dec 15, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Halima
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Dec 10, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Jamal
Guest
Dec 8, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Mariam
Guest
Nov 4, 2017
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Nov 3, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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David Nyerere
Guest
Oct 25, 2017
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Neema
Guest
Oct 7, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Salima
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Sep 18, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Sep 17, 2017
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Sep 15, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Sep 8, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Aug 31, 2017
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jul 28, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jul 27, 2017
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jul 23, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jul 22, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Hashim
Guest
Jul 20, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 18, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jul 6, 2017
😄 What a joke!
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Mwanais
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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James Mduma
Guest
Jun 28, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jun 24, 2017
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Tambwe
Guest
Jun 24, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Issa
Guest
Jun 22, 2017
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 10, 2017
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jun 7, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jun 5, 2017
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Charles Mrope
Guest
May 25, 2017
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Sarafina
Guest
May 23, 2017
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Abubakar
Guest
May 16, 2017
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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George Tenga
Guest
May 14, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Mary Njeri
Guest
May 10, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Sumaya
Guest
May 8, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 2, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Apr 25, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Jamal
Guest
Apr 24, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Kiza
Guest
Apr 11, 2017
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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John Mwangi
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Mar 27, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Abubakari
Guest
Mar 26, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Mar 14, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
