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Amina
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Nov 16, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Fikiri
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 14, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Patrick Mutua
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Nov 12, 2017
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Majid
Guest
Nov 10, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Hekima
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Jaffar
Guest
Oct 27, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Oct 20, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Nasra
Guest
Oct 17, 2017
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Farida
Guest
Oct 11, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Mazrui
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 1, 2017
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Selemani
Guest
Oct 1, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Baridi
Guest
Sep 29, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Khadija
Guest
Sep 16, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Robert Okello
Guest
Sep 14, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Mariam
Guest
Sep 13, 2017
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Aug 28, 2017
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Aug 28, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Aug 21, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
🤣 This one got me good!
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Aug 4, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Aug 2, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jul 6, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 2, 2017
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jun 17, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jun 13, 2017
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Zawadi
Guest
May 31, 2017
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
May 30, 2017
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
May 20, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
May 16, 2017
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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John Lissu
Guest
May 1, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Wande
Guest
May 1, 2017
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Apr 29, 2017
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Ann Awino
Guest
Apr 28, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Chiku
Guest
Apr 26, 2017
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Mashaka
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Shamim
Guest
Apr 18, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Khalifa
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Hassan
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Khatib
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Mar 5, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Feb 24, 2017
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Neema
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Ann Awino
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Nassor
Guest
Jan 15, 2017
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jan 11, 2017
🤣 Sending this now!
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jan 6, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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George Tenga
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 23, 2016
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Dec 11, 2016
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
