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Mustafa
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Jan 10, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Salima
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jan 6, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Rukia
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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David Musyoka
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Dec 1, 2017
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Ahmed
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Shani
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Nov 10, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Nov 3, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Oct 25, 2017
🤣 This one got me good!
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Oct 22, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Oct 19, 2017
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Oct 13, 2017
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Shabani
Guest
Oct 11, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Sep 30, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Abubakar
Guest
Sep 12, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Juma
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Chiku
Guest
Sep 6, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Mariam
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Shamim
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Zakia
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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James Mduma
Guest
Aug 23, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Aug 21, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Aug 12, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Anna Malela
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Aug 6, 2017
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
😆 Still cracking up!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jul 22, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jul 21, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Sumaya
Guest
Jul 16, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jul 15, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Jabir
Guest
Jul 13, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Hekima
Guest
Jul 5, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Zainab
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
May 27, 2017
😁 This is gold!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
May 23, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Kiza
Guest
May 20, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
May 20, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
May 6, 2017
😄 You got me!
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Chris Okello
Guest
May 4, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Mzee
Guest
Apr 26, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Omar
Guest
Apr 19, 2017
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Zulekha
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Apr 2, 2017
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Hashim
Guest
Mar 11, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Omari
Guest
Mar 6, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Mar 4, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Mar 3, 2017
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Ramadhan
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
