Answer: Santa cleans his sleigh with "Santa-tizer"! π π§΄
Explanation: Santa-tizer is a playful twist on the word "sanitizer," replacing it with "Santa" to create a humorous and festive cleaning solution specifically designed for Santa and his sleigh. This clever play on words adds a touch of whimsy and holiday cheer to the riddle, making it a delightful and laughter-inducing response. The sleigh must always be sparkling clean for Santa's magical deliveries! πβ¨
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 21, 2018
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Bahati (Guest) on March 10, 2018
π You got me good!
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 9, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
Mwajabu (Guest) on March 4, 2018
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
Arifa (Guest) on February 14, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
Zakia (Guest) on February 5, 2018
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 1, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Mwalimu (Guest) on January 25, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. π§ββοΈπ΅
Nyota (Guest) on January 24, 2018
π That punchline!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 23, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
James Malima (Guest) on January 19, 2018
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 16, 2018
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 13, 2018
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
Mchuma (Guest) on January 2, 2018
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 23, 2017
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 17, 2017
π Canβt stop laughing!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 17, 2017
π Iβm still laughing!
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 10, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iβm talking to myself non-stop. π£οΈπ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 10, 2017
Why donβt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ποΈβοΈ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 7, 2017
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
Baridi (Guest) on December 6, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Kassim (Guest) on December 3, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Khadija (Guest) on December 2, 2017
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 25, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Mwalimu (Guest) on November 3, 2017
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Saidi (Guest) on November 2, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
Tambwe (Guest) on October 29, 2017
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
Mwalimu (Guest) on October 24, 2017
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
Hashim (Guest) on October 14, 2017
π Iβm still cracking up!
Mwagonda (Guest) on October 14, 2017
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
George Wanjala (Guest) on October 11, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 19, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 19, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
Ndoto (Guest) on September 15, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 9, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
Ahmed (Guest) on September 6, 2017
π€£ Sharing this with everyone!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 2, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnβt tried chocolate. π«π
Shani (Guest) on September 2, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 10, 2017
π Best laugh of the day!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 3, 2017
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. π’π»
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 28, 2017
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
Nashon (Guest) on July 27, 2017
What do you call a snowmanβs dog? A slush puppy! βπ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 25, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
Warda (Guest) on July 13, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
Masika (Guest) on July 12, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
Wande (Guest) on July 12, 2017
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 10, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. π΅πΆββοΈ
George Wanjala (Guest) on July 6, 2017
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Shani (Guest) on July 3, 2017
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
Ibrahim (Guest) on July 1, 2017
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 24, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 19, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 7, 2017
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 2, 2017
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 2, 2017
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 25, 2017
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 21, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
Faiza (Guest) on April 28, 2017
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
Amani (Guest) on April 18, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on April 10, 2017
π€£ Sending this now!