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Rose Lowassa
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Mar 21, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Bahati
Guest
Mar 10, 2018
😄 You got me good!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 9, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Mwajabu
Guest
Mar 4, 2018
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Arifa
Guest
Feb 14, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Zakia
Guest
Feb 5, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Nyota
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
😆 That punchline!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 23, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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James Malima
Guest
Jan 19, 2018
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jan 16, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 13, 2018
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Mchuma
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Dec 10, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 10, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Dec 7, 2017
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Baridi
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Kassim
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Khadija
Guest
Dec 2, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 25, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 3, 2017
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Saidi
Guest
Nov 2, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Tambwe
Guest
Oct 29, 2017
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Hashim
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Mwagonda
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Oct 11, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Sep 19, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Sep 19, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Ndoto
Guest
Sep 15, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Ahmed
Guest
Sep 6, 2017
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Shani
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Aug 3, 2017
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jul 28, 2017
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Nashon
Guest
Jul 27, 2017
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Warda
Guest
Jul 13, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Masika
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Wande
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jul 10, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jul 6, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Shani
Guest
Jul 3, 2017
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jun 24, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jun 19, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jun 7, 2017
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
May 25, 2017
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
May 21, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Faiza
Guest
Apr 28, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Amani
Guest
Apr 18, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
🤣 Sending this now!
