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Andrew Odhiambo
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Dec 10, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Binti
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Nov 26, 2017
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Nov 16, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Zakia
Guest
Nov 13, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Nov 6, 2017
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Fadhila
Guest
Oct 29, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Oct 27, 2017
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Amina
Guest
Oct 22, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Wande
Guest
Oct 15, 2017
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Ndoto
Guest
Oct 13, 2017
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Oct 8, 2017
😂 This is a keeper!
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Rehema
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Sep 22, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Jaffar
Guest
Sep 20, 2017
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Sep 13, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 11, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Arifa
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Sep 8, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Sep 7, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Amani
Guest
Sep 3, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Shamim
Guest
Sep 1, 2017
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Sarafina
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Aug 7, 2017
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Jafari
Guest
Jul 29, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Mhina
Guest
Jul 16, 2017
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Leila
Guest
Jun 13, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 10, 2017
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Baraka
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
May 31, 2017
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Anna Sumari
Guest
May 26, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 1, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Apr 29, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Yusuf
Guest
Apr 20, 2017
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Apr 16, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Nuru
Guest
Apr 15, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Mchuma
Guest
Apr 12, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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George Mallya
Guest
Apr 2, 2017
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Mar 30, 2017
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Mar 15, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Zubeida
Guest
Mar 14, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Mar 12, 2017
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Mar 5, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Amina
Guest
Mar 4, 2017
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Sekela
Guest
Mar 3, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Feb 24, 2017
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Feb 15, 2017
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Rabia
Guest
Feb 12, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Feb 6, 2017
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Mariam Hassan
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Jan 27, 2017
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
