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Mwanais
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Mar 29, 2018
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Amir
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Mar 19, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
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Daudi
Guest
Mar 4, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Maida
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Mar 1, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Feb 12, 2018
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Feb 7, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Feb 5, 2018
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Kiza
Guest
Jan 23, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jan 18, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Fadhili
Guest
Jan 16, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jan 3, 2018
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Sarafina
Guest
Dec 10, 2017
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Dec 7, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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David Musyoka
Guest
Nov 13, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Oct 23, 2017
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Mtumwa
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Kazija
Guest
Oct 13, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Makame
Guest
Oct 7, 2017
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Rubea
Guest
Sep 30, 2017
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Mohamed
Guest
Sep 29, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Zulekha
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Sep 25, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Sep 24, 2017
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Salum
Guest
Sep 21, 2017
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Sep 20, 2017
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Maimuna
Guest
Sep 16, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Issa
Guest
Sep 16, 2017
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Ibrahim
Guest
Sep 3, 2017
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Sarafina
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Habiba
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Aug 4, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jul 19, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Hassan
Guest
Jul 13, 2017
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Ahmed
Guest
Jun 29, 2017
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Wande
Guest
Jun 10, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Aziza
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
May 29, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
May 22, 2017
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Rukia
Guest
May 15, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Amir
Guest
May 13, 2017
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
May 10, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Masika
Guest
May 4, 2017
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Apr 25, 2017
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Apr 24, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Amani
Guest
Apr 4, 2017
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Halimah
Guest
Mar 26, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Mar 24, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Victor Malima
Guest
Mar 18, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
