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Habiba
Guest
Oct 1, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Sep 30, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Sep 20, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Samuel Were
Guest
Sep 19, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 18, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 17, 2017
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Jafari
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Sep 6, 2017
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Sep 1, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Chiku
Guest
Aug 25, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Aug 21, 2017
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Aug 13, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 28, 2017
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Farida
Guest
Jul 28, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Athumani
Guest
Jul 27, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Sekela
Guest
Jul 24, 2017
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jul 19, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jul 9, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jul 9, 2017
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Shani
Guest
Jun 24, 2017
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jun 22, 2017
😁 This made my day!
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jun 19, 2017
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jun 16, 2017
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jun 16, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Mariam
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
May 29, 2017
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
May 25, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
May 20, 2017
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 18, 2017
😅 I needed that!
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
May 15, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
May 15, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
May 8, 2017
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Khalifa
Guest
May 2, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Mazrui
Guest
May 1, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Fikiri
Guest
Apr 23, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Apr 19, 2017
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Apr 19, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Muslima
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Mwakisu
Guest
Mar 30, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Mar 21, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Mar 16, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Chris Okello
Guest
Mar 14, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Feb 17, 2017
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Feb 12, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 11, 2017
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Feb 8, 2017
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Nashon
Guest
Feb 7, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Mchawi
Guest
Feb 7, 2017
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Baraka
Guest
Feb 6, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 4, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
