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Andrew Mchome
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Nov 14, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
😂 Gotta save this!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Oct 17, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Oct 8, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 17, 2017
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Salum
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Maneno
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Aug 29, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Aug 15, 2017
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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John Mwangi
Guest
Aug 12, 2017
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Zulekha
Guest
Aug 12, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Aug 8, 2017
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jul 27, 2017
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Mchawi
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 20, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Faiza
Guest
Jul 5, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Khalifa
Guest
Jun 27, 2017
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jun 13, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Selemani
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Omari
Guest
May 28, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Hassan
Guest
May 25, 2017
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Victor Kamau
Guest
May 25, 2017
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mashaka
Guest
May 21, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Furaha
Guest
May 11, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Nyota
Guest
May 11, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Nashon
Guest
May 4, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
May 1, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Apr 30, 2017
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Latifa
Guest
Apr 29, 2017
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Apr 28, 2017
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Wande
Guest
Apr 26, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Abubakar
Guest
Apr 23, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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James Mduma
Guest
Apr 15, 2017
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Mwakisu
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Apr 4, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Apr 2, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Rabia
Guest
Apr 2, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Saidi
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Mar 31, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Rukia
Guest
Mar 18, 2017
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Biashara
Guest
Mar 13, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Mgeni
Guest
Feb 13, 2017
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Faiza
Guest
Feb 7, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Mwanais
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jan 20, 2017
😅 I needed that!
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Salma
Guest
Jan 17, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jan 9, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Dec 31, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Rahim
Guest
Dec 29, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
