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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Apr 6, 2018
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Mhina
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Feb 18, 2018
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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John Kamande
Guest
Jan 30, 2018
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jan 29, 2018
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jan 21, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Shukuru
Guest
Jan 13, 2018
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Yusra
Guest
Jan 8, 2018
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jan 6, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mwinyi
Guest
Dec 31, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
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David Musyoka
Guest
Dec 31, 2017
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Kijakazi
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
😆 This one really got me!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Dec 25, 2017
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Baridi
Guest
Dec 16, 2017
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Dec 12, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Jafari
Guest
Dec 2, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Sultan
Guest
Nov 27, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Nov 20, 2017
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Latifa
Guest
Nov 5, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Rubea
Guest
Oct 22, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Oct 8, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Sep 28, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Sep 14, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Azima
Guest
Aug 31, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Aug 20, 2017
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Aug 15, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Shamim
Guest
Aug 13, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Jafari
Guest
Aug 4, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Shamim
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jul 27, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Shabani
Guest
Jul 24, 2017
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jul 18, 2017
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jun 24, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Athumani
Guest
Jun 24, 2017
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Daudi
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jun 19, 2017
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jun 6, 2017
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Neema
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Biashara
Guest
May 27, 2017
😆 That punchline!
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 22, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
May 2, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Apr 30, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬