The ruler! ๐ Because it measures up to be the absolute ruler of the classroom! ๐ Plus, it's always ready to lay down the law when it comes to straight lines and perfect angles. No other school supply can quite measure up to its regal status! ๐คด๐ผ๐
Explanation: This answer plays with the double meaning of "king" in the question, incorporating the ruler (the measuring tool) as the humorous king of the classroom. The use of emojis adds a playful touch to the response, emphasizing the ruler's authority and importance in maintaining order and precision in the classroom.
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 6, 2018
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Umi (Guest) on March 30, 2018
๐ Bookmarking this!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 21, 2018
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Mhina (Guest) on February 21, 2018
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 18, 2018
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 1, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
John Kamande (Guest) on January 30, 2018
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 29, 2018
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 21, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 15, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Shukuru (Guest) on January 13, 2018
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Yusra (Guest) on January 8, 2018
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 6, 2018
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 5, 2018
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 1, 2018
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Mwinyi (Guest) on December 31, 2017
๐ Nailed it!
David Musyoka (Guest) on December 31, 2017
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Kijakazi (Guest) on December 30, 2017
๐ This one really got me!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 25, 2017
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 23, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Baridi (Guest) on December 16, 2017
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 12, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Ali (Guest) on December 6, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
George Wanjala (Guest) on December 6, 2017
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 4, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Jafari (Guest) on December 2, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Sultan (Guest) on November 27, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on November 20, 2017
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 18, 2017
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 15, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Latifa (Guest) on November 5, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Rubea (Guest) on October 22, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 16, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 8, 2017
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 28, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 14, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Azima (Guest) on August 31, 2017
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 20, 2017
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 18, 2017
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 16, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 15, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Shamim (Guest) on August 13, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 5, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Jafari (Guest) on August 4, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Shamim (Guest) on August 1, 2017
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Mwakisu (Guest) on July 27, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Shabani (Guest) on July 24, 2017
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 18, 2017
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 24, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Athumani (Guest) on June 24, 2017
๐ That punchline was epic!
Daudi (Guest) on June 23, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 19, 2017
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 11, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 6, 2017
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Neema (Guest) on June 2, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Biashara (Guest) on May 27, 2017
๐ That punchline!
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 22, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Juma (Guest) on May 7, 2017
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 2, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 30, 2017
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ