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Chiku
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Oct 29, 2017
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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James Mduma
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Oct 10, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Ruth Kibona
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Oct 4, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Sarah Karani
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Sep 21, 2017
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Abubakari
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Sep 21, 2017
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Mwanaidha
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Sep 9, 2017
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Ruth Mtangi
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Sep 6, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Jafari
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Aug 31, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Mazrui
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Aug 28, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Aug 27, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Aug 21, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Peter Otieno
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Aug 12, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Shamim
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Mjaka
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Jul 22, 2017
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jul 18, 2017
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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George Wanjala
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Jul 9, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Nyota
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Biashara
Guest
Jun 27, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jun 24, 2017
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Jamila
Guest
Jun 24, 2017
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Rehema
Guest
Jun 10, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 6, 2017
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jun 6, 2017
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Sarah Achieng
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May 22, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
May 17, 2017
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Betty Cheruiyot
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May 3, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Jane Malecela
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Apr 27, 2017
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Victor Kimario
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Apr 25, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 24, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Mwanakhamis
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Apr 20, 2017
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Kevin Maina
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Apr 15, 2017
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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David Sokoine
Guest
Apr 14, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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George Wanjala
Guest
Apr 14, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Kiza
Guest
Apr 12, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Binti
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Apr 6, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Abdullah
Guest
Apr 4, 2017
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Robert Okello
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Mar 26, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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John Mushi
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Mar 20, 2017
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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John Lissu
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Mar 17, 2017
😂 So funny!
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 10, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Mar 1, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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David Sokoine
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Feb 20, 2017
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Feb 19, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Stephen Malecela
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Feb 11, 2017
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Salma
Guest
Feb 10, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Mwagonda
Guest
Feb 10, 2017
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Zubeida
Guest
Jan 30, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Mashaka
Guest
Jan 24, 2017
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Shamim
Guest
Jan 18, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Mustafa
Guest
Dec 29, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Omar
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Binti
Guest
Dec 24, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Salma
Guest
Dec 16, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Dec 13, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
