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Chiku
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Oct 29, 2017
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
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James Mduma
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Oct 10, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
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Ruth Kibona
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Oct 4, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! π
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Sarah Karani
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Sep 21, 2017
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
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Abubakari
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Sep 21, 2017
I donβt need a mood ring; I have a face. ππ¬
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Mwanaidha
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Sep 9, 2017
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
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Ruth Mtangi
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Sep 6, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
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Jafari
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Aug 31, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
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Mazrui
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Aug 28, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
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Edith Cherotich
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Aug 27, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
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Mariam Kawawa
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Aug 21, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
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Umi
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Aug 20, 2017
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
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Joy Wacera
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Aug 16, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
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Peter Otieno
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Aug 12, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
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Shamim
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Aug 5, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
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Mjaka
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Jul 22, 2017
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
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Raphael Okoth
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Jul 18, 2017
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
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George Wanjala
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Jul 9, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
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Ramadhan
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Jul 7, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
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Nyota
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Jul 4, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
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Biashara
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Jun 27, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
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Francis Njeru
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Jun 24, 2017
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
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Jamila
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Jun 24, 2017
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
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Rehema
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Jun 10, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
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Sarah Karani
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Jun 6, 2017
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
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David Sokoine
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Jun 6, 2017
This joke deserves an award! π
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Lucy Mahiga
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Jun 2, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
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Sarah Achieng
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May 22, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. π»ποΈ
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Philip Nyaga
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May 17, 2017
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
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Betty Cheruiyot
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May 3, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
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Jane Malecela
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Apr 27, 2017
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
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Victor Kimario
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Apr 25, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
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Josephine Nduta
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Apr 24, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
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Mwanakhamis
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Apr 20, 2017
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
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Kevin Maina
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Apr 15, 2017
Why donβt oysters donate to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ°
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David Sokoine
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Apr 14, 2017
Why donβt skeletons go to scary movies? They donβt have the guts! ππ¬
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George Wanjala
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Apr 14, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
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Kiza
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Apr 12, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
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Binti
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Apr 7, 2017
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
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Joyce Mussa
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Apr 6, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
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Abdullah
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Apr 4, 2017
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
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Robert Okello
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Mar 26, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
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John Mushi
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Mar 20, 2017
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
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John Lissu
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Mar 17, 2017
π So funny!
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Edward Lowassa
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Mar 10, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
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Samuel Omondi
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Mar 1, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
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David Sokoine
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Feb 20, 2017
π Laughing so hard right now!
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Peter Mbise
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Feb 19, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
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Stephen Malecela
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Feb 11, 2017
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ
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Salma
Guest
Feb 10, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πποΈ
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Mwagonda
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Feb 10, 2017
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
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Mariam Kawawa
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Feb 1, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
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Zubeida
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Jan 30, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
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Mashaka
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Jan 24, 2017
π€£ Sharing this right now!
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Shamim
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Jan 18, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
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Mustafa
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Dec 29, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
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Omar
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
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Binti
Guest
Dec 24, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
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Salma
Guest
Dec 16, 2016
π Mood instantly lifted!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Dec 13, 2016
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ