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Why can’t skeletons play music?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Short Answer: Because they have no organs to rock out with! πŸŽ΅πŸ˜‚

Explanation: Skeletons are made up of bones and do not have any internal organs like a heart or lungs that are needed to produce sound. Without these organs, they are unable to play musical instruments or sing. Hence, they are the ultimate silent band members! 🎸πŸ₯πŸŽ€

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