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Kheri
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Feb 6, 2018
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Shukuru
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Jan 31, 2018
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Edith Cherotich
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Jan 19, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Daniel Obura
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Jan 18, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Jamila
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Jan 12, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Nasra
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Jan 8, 2018
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Thomas Mtaki
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Jan 6, 2018
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Rahma
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Dec 29, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Sarafina
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Joyce Mussa
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Nov 29, 2017
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Nov 16, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Nov 13, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Nov 12, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Victor Kimario
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Oct 26, 2017
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Mchuma
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Oct 24, 2017
😆 Saving this one!
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Zuhura
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Hekima
Guest
Oct 13, 2017
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Sep 30, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Charles Mchome
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Sep 14, 2017
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Masika
Guest
Sep 14, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Nicholas Wanjohi
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Sep 9, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Elijah Mutua
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Sep 7, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Kheri
Guest
Sep 1, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Josephine
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Aug 7, 2017
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Betty Kimaro
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Jul 30, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jul 29, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Charles Mrope
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Jul 12, 2017
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Zulekha
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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David Ochieng
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Jul 7, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Baridi
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Jul 2, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Masika
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Jun 29, 2017
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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James Kimani
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Jun 21, 2017
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Zubeida
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Jun 17, 2017
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Jun 11, 2017
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Paul Ndomba
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Jun 8, 2017
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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David Nyerere
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Jun 6, 2017
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Monica Nyalandu
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Jun 2, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 30, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Sekela
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May 26, 2017
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Biashara
Guest
May 23, 2017
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
May 22, 2017
😄 What a joke!
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Janet Mbithe
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May 13, 2017
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Mwakisu
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Apr 20, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Zulekha
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Shabani
Guest
Apr 2, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Patrick Kidata
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Mar 24, 2017
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Andrew Mahiga
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Mar 15, 2017
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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David Sokoine
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Mar 11, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Rose Waithera
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Mar 1, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Grace Mushi
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Feb 23, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Susan Wangari
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Feb 9, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Feb 9, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Nashon
Guest
Feb 7, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Nahida
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Thomas Mtaki
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Jan 17, 2017
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Dorothy Majaliwa
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Jan 5, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Anna Mchome
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Dec 28, 2016
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Sumaya
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Dec 26, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Hawa
Guest
Dec 21, 2016
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
