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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Chiku
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Feb 22, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Rahim
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Selemani
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Nassar
Guest
Dec 15, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Dec 15, 2017
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Fatuma
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Latifa
Guest
Dec 2, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Nov 30, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Nov 27, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 24, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Nov 5, 2017
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Oct 30, 2017
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Kiza
Guest
Oct 29, 2017
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Rabia
Guest
Oct 29, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Mtumwa
Guest
Oct 27, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Mgeni
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Oct 4, 2017
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 7, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Zubeida
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Sep 4, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Aug 25, 2017
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Khalifa
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jul 24, 2017
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Amir
Guest
Jul 17, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jun 22, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Zainab
Guest
Jun 4, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Baraka
Guest
May 25, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Mwalimu
Guest
May 23, 2017
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Mhina
Guest
May 20, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Yusuf
Guest
May 5, 2017
😁 This just made my day!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Apr 25, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Issack
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Apr 20, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Apr 18, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Apr 15, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
🤣 Pure genius!
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Shukuru
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Apr 5, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Mar 20, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Mar 8, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Mar 1, 2017
😂 Gotta save this!
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Feb 27, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Abubakar
Guest
Feb 13, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Yusuf
Guest
Jan 12, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Makame
Guest
Jan 11, 2017
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Salima
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Dec 21, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
