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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jun 26, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Hashim
Guest
Jun 13, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jun 2, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Mzee
Guest
May 28, 2018
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Latifa
Guest
May 4, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Halimah
Guest
May 3, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 13, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 12, 2018
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Apr 5, 2018
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Zulekha
Guest
Mar 7, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Feb 22, 2018
😂 This joke just made my day!
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Feb 12, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Feb 9, 2018
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 2, 2018
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jan 20, 2018
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Sarafina
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Nashon
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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David Sokoine
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Maulid
Guest
Dec 20, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Saidi
Guest
Dec 18, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Fadhili
Guest
Dec 14, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Mchawi
Guest
Nov 24, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Sep 28, 2017
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Anna Malela
Guest
Sep 12, 2017
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Sep 11, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Mchuma
Guest
Sep 8, 2017
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Hassan
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Sep 3, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Jamal
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Aug 13, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Aug 2, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Zakaria
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
😂 I’m dying!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 20, 2017
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Shani
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jul 5, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jun 29, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jun 19, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jun 4, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
May 18, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Frank Macha
Guest
May 3, 2017
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Kazija
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Zakaria
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Frank Macha
Guest
Mar 31, 2017
😆 That punchline!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Mar 20, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Mar 16, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Mar 13, 2017
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Mar 6, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
