Short answer: Because it didn't want to be baked into a "smart cookie"! ๐ช๐
Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of the oven not wanting to become a "smart cookie" by going to college. It suggests that the oven is already "smart" in terms of its functionality, so it doesn't need to pursue higher education. The use of the cookie emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
Abdullah (Guest) on May 25, 2018
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Maimuna (Guest) on May 25, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 23, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 23, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Rubea (Guest) on May 12, 2018
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 6, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 24, 2018
๐ Gotta save this!
Raha (Guest) on April 20, 2018
๐ Still cracking up!
Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 15, 2018
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 10, 2018
๐ Added to my favorites!
Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 4, 2018
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Chiku (Guest) on April 3, 2018
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Shani (Guest) on March 30, 2018
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Binti (Guest) on March 23, 2018
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 24, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Sumaya (Guest) on February 16, 2018
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Victor Malima (Guest) on January 27, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Zawadi (Guest) on January 24, 2018
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Sarafina (Guest) on January 21, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Baraka (Guest) on January 20, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Khatib (Guest) on January 10, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 9, 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 7, 2018
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 5, 2018
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 2, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 1, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 1, 2018
๐ You got me!
Zakia (Guest) on December 30, 2017
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Mariam (Guest) on December 30, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 26, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Rabia (Guest) on December 22, 2017
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Mchuma (Guest) on December 4, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Halimah (Guest) on November 25, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 19, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 2, 2017
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Robert Okello (Guest) on October 30, 2017
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
George Tenga (Guest) on October 29, 2017
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Maida (Guest) on October 27, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 18, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Anna Malela (Guest) on October 16, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Jabir (Guest) on October 6, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 30, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 15, 2017
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 9, 2017
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Fatuma (Guest) on September 3, 2017
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 27, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 25, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Mzee (Guest) on August 24, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 20, 2017
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 14, 2017
๐ This is a keeper!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 8, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 23, 2017
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 17, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 12, 2017
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 29, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Azima (Guest) on June 26, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Kazija (Guest) on June 19, 2017
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 15, 2017
๐ This just made my day!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 9, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
David Chacha (Guest) on June 4, 2017
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐