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Why do eggs hate jokes?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ˜‚

Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ˜„

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๐Ÿ‘ฅ Edith Cherotich Guest Mar 16, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Nora Kidata Guest Mar 14, 2018
๐Ÿ˜‚ I havenโ€™t laughed this hard in a while!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Abubakari Guest Mar 10, 2018
Iโ€™m on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโ€™ve lost 15 days. ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ๐Ÿ”
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Janet Mwikali Guest Mar 8, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿคฃ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Jane Malecela Guest Mar 3, 2018
They say 'donโ€™t try this at home,' so Iโ€™m coming over to your house to try it. ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿก
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Kazija Guest Feb 21, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโ€™t have chairs! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅš
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Janet Sumari Guest Feb 18, 2018
Iโ€™m not shy. Iโ€™m holding back my awesomeness so I donโ€™t intimidate you. ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Lydia Mzindakaya Guest Feb 13, 2018
Why donโ€™t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿค
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Stephen Amollo Guest Feb 7, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโ€™t look, Iโ€™m changing! ๐Ÿšฆ๐Ÿš—
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Habiba Guest Feb 6, 2018
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ“ฐ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Nuru Guest Jan 28, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Edward Chepkoech Guest Jan 13, 2018
๐Ÿ˜‚ I can't stop laughing at this one!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Hellen Nduta Guest Dec 20, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐Ÿ†
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Miriam Mchome Guest Dec 20, 2017
๐Ÿ˜† Totally hilarious!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Rose Kiwanga Guest Dec 19, 2017
Iโ€™m definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐Ÿ˜†
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Alice Mrema Guest Dec 11, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโ€™s popcorn? ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฟ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Anna Sumari Guest Dec 11, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐Ÿ๐ŸšŒ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Monica Lissu Guest Dec 3, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโ€™d be bagels! ๐Ÿฅฏ๐ŸŒŠ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Isaac Kiptoo Guest Nov 26, 2017
You know youโ€™re an adult when you get excited about things like โ€˜cleaning supplies.โ€™ ๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ›’
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Faith Kariuki Guest Nov 24, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฆท
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Samson Tibaijuka Guest Nov 22, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐Ÿ’ตโ„๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ James Malima Guest Nov 22, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ’ผ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Faith Kariuki Guest Nov 18, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ˜•๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Henry Sokoine Guest Nov 16, 2017
๐Ÿคฃ This joke is just too good!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Joseph Kitine Guest Nov 9, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅ‹
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Rose Lowassa Guest Nov 6, 2017
Money canโ€™t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Baridi Guest Oct 29, 2017
Sometimes I drink waterโ€”just to surprise my liver. ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Zakia Guest Oct 6, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜ด
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Anna Sumari Guest Oct 3, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Irene Akoth Guest Sep 28, 2017
If weโ€™re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐Ÿง€๐ŸŒ™
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Martin Otieno Guest Sep 24, 2017
Iโ€™m not late. Iโ€™m just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Sarah Achieng Guest Sep 20, 2017
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿคก
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Leila Guest Sep 19, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโ€™re too young to smoke! ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿšญ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Henry Mollel Guest Sep 18, 2017
Whatโ€™s a snowmanโ€™s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ›„๐Ÿš
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Ndoto Guest Sep 1, 2017
๐Ÿ˜† Bookmarking this!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Saidi Guest Sep 1, 2017
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐Ÿก๐Ÿงผ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Salima Guest Aug 28, 2017
Why donโ€™t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โš›๏ธ๐Ÿค“
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Sultan Guest Aug 23, 2017
Why donโ€™t koalas make great detectives? Theyโ€™re terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Isaac Kiptoo Guest Aug 15, 2017
Dear sleep, Iโ€™m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’”
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Joyce Aoko Guest Jul 31, 2017
๐Ÿคฃ This oneโ€™s fire!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Peter Otieno Guest Jul 29, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฆท
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Benjamin Kibicho Guest Jul 27, 2017
๐Ÿ˜… Iโ€™m still cracking up!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Ali Guest Jul 21, 2017
๐Ÿคฃ Sharing this with everyone!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Muslima Guest Jul 14, 2017
I don't sweatโ€”I sparkle! โœจ๐Ÿ˜…
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Omari Guest Jul 6, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’ณ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Joyce Nkya Guest Jun 29, 2017
Itโ€™s not that Iโ€™m lazy, Iโ€™m just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Anna Mchome Guest Jun 24, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฅ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Elizabeth Mrema Guest Jun 19, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโ€™t laugh at yourself, call meโ€”Iโ€™ll laugh at you. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ž
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Safiya Guest Jun 12, 2017
๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m definitely stealing this one!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Peter Mbise Guest Jun 1, 2017
I hate when Iโ€™m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Masika Guest May 28, 2017
๐Ÿ˜‚ I need to save this one forever!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Majid Guest May 27, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ’ผ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mwalimu Guest May 21, 2017
I donโ€™t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ˜•๐Ÿ˜†
๐Ÿ‘ฅ John Mushi Guest May 4, 2017
๐Ÿคฃ Brilliant joke!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Lucy Kimotho Guest Apr 28, 2017
Why donโ€™t oysters share their pearls? Because theyโ€™re shellfish! ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿ˜œ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Catherine Mkumbo Guest Apr 26, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜…
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Faith Kariuki Guest Apr 24, 2017
I donโ€™t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Zakia Guest Apr 24, 2017
๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m still laughing, canโ€™t stop!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Joyce Aoko Guest Apr 19, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘ถ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Issack Guest Apr 17, 2017
I love sarcasm. Itโ€™s like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ’ฌ

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