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Why do eggs hate jokes?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! πŸ₯šπŸ˜‚

Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! πŸ₯šπŸ˜„

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πŸ‘₯ Edith Cherotich Guest Mar 16, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. πŸ•°οΈπŸ˜΄
πŸ‘₯ Nora Kidata Guest Mar 14, 2018
πŸ˜‚ I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
πŸ‘₯ Abubakari Guest Mar 10, 2018
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. πŸ—“οΈπŸ”
πŸ‘₯ Janet Mwikali Guest Mar 8, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πŸ’ΌπŸ€£
πŸ‘₯ Jane Malecela Guest Mar 3, 2018
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ‘
πŸ‘₯ Kazija Guest Feb 21, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! πŸ”πŸ₯š
πŸ‘₯ Janet Sumari Guest Feb 18, 2018
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜Ž
πŸ‘₯ Lydia Mzindakaya Guest Feb 13, 2018
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐀
πŸ‘₯ Stephen Amollo Guest Feb 7, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! πŸš¦πŸš—
πŸ‘₯ Habiba Guest Feb 6, 2018
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! πŸ„πŸ“°
πŸ‘₯ Nuru Guest Jan 28, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. πŸ’»πŸ›‹οΈ
πŸ‘₯ Edward Chepkoech Guest Jan 13, 2018
πŸ˜‚ I can't stop laughing at this one!
πŸ‘₯ Hellen Nduta Guest Dec 20, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! πŸ†
πŸ‘₯ Miriam Mchome Guest Dec 20, 2017
πŸ˜† Totally hilarious!
πŸ‘₯ Rose Kiwanga Guest Dec 19, 2017
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! πŸ˜†
πŸ‘₯ Alice Mrema Guest Dec 11, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
πŸ‘₯ Anna Sumari Guest Dec 11, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
πŸ‘₯ Monica Lissu Guest Dec 3, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! πŸ₯―🌊
πŸ‘₯ Isaac Kiptoo Guest Nov 26, 2017
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like β€˜cleaning supplies.’ πŸ§ΌπŸ›’
πŸ‘₯ Faith Kariuki Guest Nov 24, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
πŸ‘₯ Samson Tibaijuka Guest Nov 22, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! πŸ’΅β„οΈ
πŸ‘₯ James Malima Guest Nov 22, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. πŸ“±πŸ’Ό
πŸ‘₯ Faith Kariuki Guest Nov 18, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. β˜•πŸ™‹β€β™€οΈ
πŸ‘₯ Henry Sokoine Guest Nov 16, 2017
🀣 This joke is just too good!
πŸ‘₯ Joseph Kitine Guest Nov 9, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷πŸ₯‹
πŸ‘₯ Rose Lowassa Guest Nov 6, 2017
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. πŸ•πŸ’Έ
πŸ‘₯ Baridi Guest Oct 29, 2017
Sometimes I drink waterβ€”just to surprise my liver. πŸ₯€πŸ˜‚
πŸ‘₯ Zakia Guest Oct 6, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
πŸ‘₯ Anna Sumari Guest Oct 3, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
πŸ‘₯ Irene Akoth Guest Sep 28, 2017
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? πŸ§€πŸŒ™
πŸ‘₯ Martin Otieno Guest Sep 24, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. β°πŸ˜‚
πŸ‘₯ Sarah Achieng Guest Sep 20, 2017
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🀑
πŸ‘₯ Leila Guest Sep 19, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
πŸ‘₯ Henry Mollel Guest Sep 18, 2017
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! β›„πŸš
πŸ‘₯ Ndoto Guest Sep 1, 2017
πŸ˜† Bookmarking this!
πŸ‘₯ Saidi Guest Sep 1, 2017
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏑🧼
πŸ‘₯ Salima Guest Aug 28, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βš›οΈπŸ€“
πŸ‘₯ Sultan Guest Aug 23, 2017
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! πŸ¨πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ
πŸ‘₯ Isaac Kiptoo Guest Aug 15, 2017
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! πŸ˜΄πŸ’”
πŸ‘₯ Joyce Aoko Guest Jul 31, 2017
🀣 This one’s fire!
πŸ‘₯ Peter Otieno Guest Jul 29, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
πŸ‘₯ Benjamin Kibicho Guest Jul 27, 2017
πŸ˜… I’m still cracking up!
πŸ‘₯ Ali Guest Jul 21, 2017
🀣 Sharing this with everyone!
πŸ‘₯ Muslima Guest Jul 14, 2017
I don't sweatβ€”I sparkle! βœ¨πŸ˜…
πŸ‘₯ Omari Guest Jul 6, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! πŸƒπŸ’³
πŸ‘₯ Joyce Nkya Guest Jun 29, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. πŸ›‹οΈπŸ˜‚
πŸ‘₯ Anna Mchome Guest Jun 24, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘₯
πŸ‘₯ Elizabeth Mrema Guest Jun 19, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call meβ€”I’ll laugh at you. πŸ˜‚πŸ“ž
πŸ‘₯ Safiya Guest Jun 12, 2017
πŸ˜‚ I’m definitely stealing this one!
πŸ‘₯ Peter Mbise Guest Jun 1, 2017
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. πŸŽ€πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
πŸ‘₯ Masika Guest May 28, 2017
πŸ˜‚ I need to save this one forever!
πŸ‘₯ Majid Guest May 27, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. πŸ“–πŸ’Ό
πŸ‘₯ Mwalimu Guest May 21, 2017
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. β˜•πŸ˜†
πŸ‘₯ John Mushi Guest May 4, 2017
🀣 Brilliant joke!
πŸ‘₯ Lucy Kimotho Guest Apr 28, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! πŸ¦ͺ😜
πŸ‘₯ Catherine Mkumbo Guest Apr 26, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜…
πŸ‘₯ Faith Kariuki Guest Apr 24, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚
πŸ‘₯ Zakia Guest Apr 24, 2017
πŸ˜† I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
πŸ‘₯ Joyce Aoko Guest Apr 19, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! πŸ˜†πŸ‘Ά
πŸ‘₯ Issack Guest Apr 17, 2017
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. πŸ‘ŠπŸ’¬

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