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Mwanajuma
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Dec 29, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Elijah Mutua
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Dec 29, 2017
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Dec 16, 2017
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Fadhili
Guest
Dec 13, 2017
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Dec 10, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Nov 21, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Nov 21, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Nov 11, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Abubakar
Guest
Nov 10, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Fadhili
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Oct 25, 2017
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Husna
Guest
Oct 25, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Zakaria
Guest
Oct 23, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Oct 19, 2017
😄 What a joke!
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Bakari
Guest
Oct 19, 2017
😁 This made my day!
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Frank Macha
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Sep 28, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Rukia
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 23, 2017
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Aziza
Guest
Sep 22, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Sep 22, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Sep 14, 2017
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Jamila
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Mgeni
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Aug 28, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Aug 25, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Zuhura
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Aug 12, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jul 27, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jul 19, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Tambwe
Guest
Jul 13, 2017
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Josephine
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Juma
Guest
Jun 22, 2017
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Faiza
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Kahina
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Zulekha
Guest
May 30, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Mchuma
Guest
May 29, 2017
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Faiza
Guest
May 18, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
May 13, 2017
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Asha
Guest
May 13, 2017
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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George Ndungu
Guest
May 12, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Baraka
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Apr 8, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Apr 6, 2017
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Apr 4, 2017
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Mar 26, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Mar 23, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Mar 16, 2017
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Mar 1, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Ndoto
Guest
Feb 27, 2017
🤣 Pure genius!
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Feb 26, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Mazrui
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Feb 19, 2017
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Feb 11, 2017
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
