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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Victor Malima
Guest
Nov 22, 2017
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Nov 21, 2017
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Mhina
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Wande
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Fatuma
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Nov 4, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Sultan
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Oct 22, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Sharifa
Guest
Oct 21, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Oct 20, 2017
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Oct 13, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 1, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Sep 29, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Mchawi
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Sep 7, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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John Kamande
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Aug 28, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Aug 23, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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George Ndungu
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Hashim
Guest
Aug 13, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jul 17, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Abubakari
Guest
Jul 5, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jun 26, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Sekela
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jun 20, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Mariam
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
May 18, 2017
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
May 8, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Mariam
Guest
May 8, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 19, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Mhina
Guest
Apr 12, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Rubea
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Apr 8, 2017
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Issack
Guest
Mar 18, 2017
🤣 Sending this now!
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Khalifa
Guest
Mar 14, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Mar 14, 2017
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Mar 14, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Mar 9, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Khamis
Guest
Mar 4, 2017
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Mar 1, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 27, 2017
😄 What a joke!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Feb 19, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Bakari
Guest
Feb 15, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Jamal
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Maulid
Guest
Feb 13, 2017
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Feb 12, 2017
🤣 This one got me good!
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Feb 5, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 18, 2017
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jan 4, 2017
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Dec 27, 2016
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 14, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
