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Joseph Mallya
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Feb 26, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
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Rahim
Guest
Feb 25, 2018
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Feb 18, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Feb 18, 2018
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jan 28, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 27, 2018
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
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Amani
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
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David Chacha
Guest
Jan 12, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jan 7, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jan 4, 2018
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jan 3, 2018
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
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Hamida
Guest
Dec 29, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
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Abubakari
Guest
Dec 29, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
๐ This one really got me!
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Fatuma
Guest
Dec 20, 2017
๐ Pure comedy gold!
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Abubakari
Guest
Dec 16, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
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Chiku
Guest
Dec 14, 2017
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
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Fadhili
Guest
Nov 23, 2017
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Nov 22, 2017
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Oct 15, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Frank Macha
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
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I needed that!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Oct 4, 2017
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Sep 20, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Hashim
Guest
Sep 19, 2017
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Jamal
Guest
Sep 16, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
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Hawa
Guest
Aug 13, 2017
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
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Umi
Guest
Aug 12, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Aug 11, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
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Mwagonda
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 3, 2017
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
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Rehema
Guest
Jul 29, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Kassim
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jul 23, 2017
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
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Nassor
Guest
Jul 23, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
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Omari
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Jul 16, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
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Kassim
Guest
Jun 20, 2017
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 19, 2017
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
May 28, 2017
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 27, 2017
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
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Samuel Were
Guest
May 22, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
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Nora Kidata
Guest
May 15, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
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Hashim
Guest
May 15, 2017
๐ You got me good!
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Mwachumu
Guest
May 15, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
May 5, 2017
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
