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Joseph Mallya
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Feb 26, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Rahim
Guest
Feb 25, 2018
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Feb 18, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Feb 18, 2018
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jan 28, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 27, 2018
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Amani
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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David Chacha
Guest
Jan 12, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jan 7, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jan 4, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jan 3, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Hamida
Guest
Dec 29, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Abubakari
Guest
Dec 29, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
😆 This one really got me!
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Fatuma
Guest
Dec 20, 2017
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Abubakari
Guest
Dec 16, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Chiku
Guest
Dec 14, 2017
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Fadhili
Guest
Nov 23, 2017
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Nov 22, 2017
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Oct 15, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Frank Macha
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
😅 I needed that!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Oct 4, 2017
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Sep 20, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Hashim
Guest
Sep 19, 2017
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Jamal
Guest
Sep 16, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Hawa
Guest
Aug 13, 2017
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Aug 11, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Mwagonda
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 3, 2017
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Rehema
Guest
Jul 29, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Kassim
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jul 23, 2017
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Nassor
Guest
Jul 23, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Omari
Guest
Jul 16, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Kassim
Guest
Jun 20, 2017
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 19, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
May 28, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 27, 2017
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Samuel Were
Guest
May 22, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Nora Kidata
Guest
May 15, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Hashim
Guest
May 15, 2017
😄 You got me good!
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Mwachumu
Guest
May 15, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
May 5, 2017
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
