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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Mar 29, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Chiku
Guest
Mar 28, 2017
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Mar 26, 2017
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Issack
Guest
Mar 16, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Neema
Guest
Mar 5, 2017
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Feb 18, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Hamida
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Zuhura
Guest
Feb 11, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Feb 9, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jan 31, 2017
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jan 19, 2017
😂 This is a keeper!
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jan 18, 2017
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jan 11, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Abdillah
Guest
Dec 24, 2016
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 24, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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John Kamande
Guest
Dec 21, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Robert Okello
Guest
Dec 20, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Hassan
Guest
Dec 13, 2016
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Ndoto
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Nov 3, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Oct 2, 2016
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Sep 12, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Amina
Guest
Sep 2, 2016
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Tambwe
Guest
Sep 1, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Mwafirika
Guest
Sep 1, 2016
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Kijakazi
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Mwagonda
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 25, 2016
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Mariam
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Hekima
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jul 4, 2016
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jun 17, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Ann Awino
Guest
May 21, 2016
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Francis Mrope
Guest
May 19, 2016
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Rahim
Guest
May 14, 2016
Thanks Ackyshine
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Jabir
Guest
May 6, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 1, 2016
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Apr 25, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Faiza
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Shamim
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Maimuna
Guest
Apr 21, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Apr 15, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Baraka
Guest
Apr 13, 2016
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Jafari
Guest
Apr 2, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Mar 30, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Rehema
Guest
Mar 23, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Mar 17, 2016
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Mar 13, 2016
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Mar 12, 2016
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
