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Alice Mwikali
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Mar 9, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Mar 7, 2017
๐ This joke just made my day!
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Zawadi
Guest
Mar 4, 2017
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Feb 3, 2017
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 30, 2017
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jan 17, 2017
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jan 11, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Dec 24, 2016
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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Azima
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
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Victor Malima
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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George Wanjala
Guest
Dec 4, 2016
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Nov 29, 2016
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
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Maulid
Guest
Nov 16, 2016
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐
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Rukia
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
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Abdullah
Guest
Oct 27, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐
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Abdullah
Guest
Oct 23, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
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Wande
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
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Mzee
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
๐ Rolling on the floor!
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Yahya
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Oct 4, 2016
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Oct 4, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Sep 28, 2016
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
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Safiya
Guest
Sep 16, 2016
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
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Mwanais
Guest
Sep 15, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
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Mhina
Guest
Sep 3, 2016
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Mohamed
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
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Furaha
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
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Raha
Guest
Jul 28, 2016
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
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Nuru
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
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Khalifa
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Chum
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
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George Mallya
Guest
Jul 4, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jul 1, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 17, 2016
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
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Jamila
Guest
Jun 17, 2016
๐ Iโm dying over here!
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 13, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
May 29, 2016
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
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Issack
Guest
May 25, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
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Kevin Maina
Guest
May 24, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
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Mary Mrope
Guest
May 20, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Leila
Guest
May 13, 2016
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
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Janet Sumari
Guest
May 7, 2016
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
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Majid
Guest
May 4, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Apr 27, 2016
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Apr 22, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
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David Sokoine
Guest
Apr 20, 2016
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
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Ndoto
Guest
Apr 13, 2016
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
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Bahati
Guest
Apr 7, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
