An elephant's legs should be long enough to reach the ground! 🐘🦵
Explanation: This answer is meant to be funny because it's a playful way of stating the obvious. Elephants have long legs that can easily touch the ground, so there's no need to worry about their leg length. The emoji adds a cheerful touch to the response, creating a lighthearted and amusing atmosphere.
Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 3, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 2, 2017
😂 So funny!
Latifa (Guest) on April 1, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Mwanais (Guest) on March 21, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Nyota (Guest) on March 17, 2017
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 15, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Fikiri (Guest) on March 9, 2017
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 9, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 6, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Moses Mwita (Guest) on February 26, 2017
😂 Gotta save this!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on February 25, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 22, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 14, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Abdullah (Guest) on February 7, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 3, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 28, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Sultan (Guest) on January 22, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
John Lissu (Guest) on January 15, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Chiku (Guest) on January 4, 2017
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 20, 2016
😄 You got me!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 18, 2016
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Janet Sumari (Guest) on November 16, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 28, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Mwajuma (Guest) on October 26, 2016
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 14, 2016
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Jamal (Guest) on October 8, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
James Malima (Guest) on September 30, 2016
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 29, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Amir (Guest) on September 29, 2016
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Kazija (Guest) on September 28, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Khalifa (Guest) on September 27, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Nasra (Guest) on September 24, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Amani (Guest) on September 23, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on September 21, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Zawadi (Guest) on September 14, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Juma (Guest) on September 10, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 10, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Ibrahim (Guest) on September 9, 2016
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Victor Malima (Guest) on September 5, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 19, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Makame (Guest) on August 13, 2016
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 5, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
John Lissu (Guest) on July 28, 2016
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 25, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Nassar (Guest) on July 10, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 9, 2016
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
John Lissu (Guest) on July 7, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
John Mushi (Guest) on July 6, 2016
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Nassor (Guest) on July 4, 2016
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 29, 2016
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Omari (Guest) on June 26, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 21, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
David Chacha (Guest) on June 14, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 10, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 4, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 22, 2016
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
John Lissu (Guest) on May 16, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 16, 2016
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Fadhila (Guest) on May 13, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 1, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂