Short Answer: "Between you and me, something smells fishy! π "
Explanation: The joke here is that eyes don't have a sense of smell, but using the phrase "something smells fishy" adds a humorous twist. The emoji of a fish π further emphasizes the play on words and adds a visual element to the joke. Overall, it's a lighthearted and creative way to respond to the question.
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 27, 2017
π€£ Sharing this right now!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 25, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 16, 2017
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 12, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 5, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
Mashaka (Guest) on April 29, 2017
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Victor Malima (Guest) on April 23, 2017
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 19, 2017
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
Zainab (Guest) on April 19, 2017
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 7, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 26, 2017
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 25, 2017
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 20, 2017
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
Grace Minja (Guest) on March 17, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. π§ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 17, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
Khatib (Guest) on March 15, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 3, 2017
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 2, 2017
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 26, 2017
π I needed that!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 9, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 24, 2016
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
Mazrui (Guest) on December 20, 2016
π That punchline!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 12, 2016
π I canβt stop laughing!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 10, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Fadhili (Guest) on October 28, 2016
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 19, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
Rahma (Guest) on September 28, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on September 26, 2016
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on September 19, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 6, 2016
π Iβm saving this one!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 31, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
Bahati (Guest) on August 31, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 18, 2016
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
Zubeida (Guest) on August 7, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donβt know Y. π π€
Zubeida (Guest) on August 6, 2016
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 4, 2016
Whatβs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! π£πΊ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 29, 2016
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
Mashaka (Guest) on July 26, 2016
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 19, 2016
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
Abubakar (Guest) on July 11, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Charles Wafula (Guest) on July 10, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on July 6, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
Rashid (Guest) on July 3, 2016
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 28, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 8, 2016
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 27, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 25, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
Khalifa (Guest) on May 22, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
Victor Malima (Guest) on May 22, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
James Mduma (Guest) on May 19, 2016
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
Mjaka (Guest) on May 18, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 9, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 6, 2016
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 1, 2016
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 16, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
David Nyerere (Guest) on April 6, 2016
π€£ This oneβs fire!
Kheri (Guest) on April 6, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
Mazrui (Guest) on April 2, 2016
Why donβt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ποΈβοΈ
Salum (Guest) on March 30, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 21, 2016
Just what I needed today! Thank you! π