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Patrick Mutua
Guest
May 27, 2017
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
May 25, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
May 16, 2017
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
May 12, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
May 5, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Mashaka
Guest
Apr 29, 2017
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Victor Malima
Guest
Apr 23, 2017
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Apr 19, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Zainab
Guest
Apr 19, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Mar 26, 2017
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Mar 25, 2017
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Mar 20, 2017
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Grace Minja
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Khatib
Guest
Mar 15, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Mar 3, 2017
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Feb 26, 2017
😅 I needed that!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Feb 9, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Dec 24, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Mazrui
Guest
Dec 20, 2016
😆 That punchline!
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Dec 10, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Fadhili
Guest
Oct 28, 2016
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 19, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Rahma
Guest
Sep 28, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Sep 26, 2016
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Sep 6, 2016
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Bahati
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Zubeida
Guest
Aug 7, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Zubeida
Guest
Aug 6, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Mashaka
Guest
Jul 26, 2016
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Abubakar
Guest
Jul 11, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jul 10, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jul 6, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jun 28, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jun 8, 2016
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
May 27, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
May 25, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Khalifa
Guest
May 22, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Victor Malima
Guest
May 22, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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James Mduma
Guest
May 19, 2016
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Mjaka
Guest
May 18, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
May 9, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
May 6, 2016
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
May 1, 2016
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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David Nyerere
Guest
Apr 6, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Kheri
Guest
Apr 6, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Mazrui
Guest
Apr 2, 2016
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Salum
Guest
Mar 30, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
