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Francis Mrope
Guest
Mar 27, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Mar 22, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Mar 21, 2017
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Mar 18, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Ibrahim
Guest
Mar 13, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Sarafina
Guest
Mar 10, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Ramadhan
Guest
Feb 8, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Feb 7, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Feb 5, 2017
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Mhina
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Nassar
Guest
Jan 18, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Mchawi
Guest
Jan 2, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Nyota
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Maida
Guest
Dec 29, 2016
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Dec 22, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Nov 29, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Nov 29, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Nov 3, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Baridi
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Oct 25, 2016
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Chiku
Guest
Oct 19, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Oct 7, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Irene Makena
Guest
Oct 3, 2016
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Oct 3, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Mgeni
Guest
Sep 15, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 11, 2016
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 4, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Mwanais
Guest
Sep 1, 2016
😅 I needed that!
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John Kamande
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Aug 23, 2016
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Aug 6, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Frank Macha
Guest
Aug 3, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Jabir
Guest
Jul 25, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Ahmed
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 15, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jul 10, 2016
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Khatib
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jun 3, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Khatib
Guest
Jun 3, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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George Ndungu
Guest
May 27, 2016
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Ramadhan
Guest
May 24, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Latifa
Guest
May 19, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Mwajabu
Guest
May 17, 2016
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Apr 25, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Apr 23, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Apr 23, 2016
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Apr 20, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 18, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
