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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 4, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 7, 2016
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Oct 7, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Oct 2, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Chris Okello
Guest
Sep 28, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Shani
Guest
Sep 23, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Rashid
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Salum
Guest
Sep 15, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 3, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Aziza
Guest
Sep 1, 2016
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Robert Okello
Guest
Aug 27, 2016
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Aug 12, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Zakaria
Guest
Aug 11, 2016
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Safiya
Guest
Aug 6, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jul 18, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Nassar
Guest
Jul 9, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 6, 2016
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jul 6, 2016
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 4, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 1, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Mariam
Guest
Jun 26, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Kazija
Guest
Jun 23, 2016
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Hashim
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Makame
Guest
Jun 20, 2016
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jun 20, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Baridi
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Jamal
Guest
Jun 17, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Azima
Guest
Jun 3, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Sarafina
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
May 27, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
May 27, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
May 25, 2016
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Farida
Guest
May 17, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Rahma
Guest
May 16, 2016
😁 This just made my day!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
May 13, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
May 13, 2016
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Makame
Guest
Apr 22, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Makame
Guest
Apr 19, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Apr 4, 2016
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Mar 19, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 1, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Feb 22, 2016
🤣 This one got me good!
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Sultan
Guest
Feb 22, 2016
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Frank Macha
Guest
Feb 4, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jan 25, 2016
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Zuhura
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Josephine
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
