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Latifa
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Sep 25, 2016
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Khatib
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Sep 16, 2016
😁 This made my day!
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Patrick Akech
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Sep 16, 2016
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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John Mushi
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Sep 15, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Irene Makena
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Ruth Wanjiku
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Aug 29, 2016
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Aug 28, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Abubakar
Guest
Aug 21, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Elizabeth Malima
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Aug 14, 2016
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Lucy Wangui
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Aug 4, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Amani
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Amani
Guest
Jul 28, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Khadija
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Zakaria
Guest
Jul 16, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Tambwe
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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James Mduma
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Chiku
Guest
Jun 30, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jun 18, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 15, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jun 10, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Leila
Guest
Jun 3, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jun 3, 2016
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 30, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Nora Kidata
Guest
May 26, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Francis Mrope
Guest
May 26, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Raha
Guest
May 15, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Irene Makena
Guest
May 12, 2016
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Mwagonda
Guest
May 9, 2016
😂 This is too funny!
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James Malima
Guest
May 6, 2016
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Fadhili
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Apr 27, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Ibrahim
Guest
Mar 28, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 27, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Halima
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Mar 10, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
😄 Too good!
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Kijakazi
Guest
Feb 22, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Mchuma
Guest
Feb 20, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Raha
Guest
Feb 20, 2016
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 19, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Mwanais
Guest
Feb 14, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Maida
Guest
Feb 10, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Mwakisu
Guest
Feb 6, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Feb 3, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Shani
Guest
Jan 27, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Zubeida
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jan 5, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Dec 31, 2015
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Lucy Mahiga
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Dec 30, 2015
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Dec 30, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Chris Okello
Guest
Dec 30, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Furaha
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Fadhili
Guest
Dec 18, 2015
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Dec 10, 2015
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 10, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
