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Joseph Kiwanga
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Jun 5, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Sofia
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
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Kazija
Guest
May 17, 2017
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Latifa
Guest
May 16, 2017
🤣 This one got me good!
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Chris Okello
Guest
May 11, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 8, 2017
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Jackson Makori
Guest
May 7, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
May 1, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Azima
Guest
Apr 30, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Makame
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 16, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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David Kawawa
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Omar
Guest
Mar 22, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Zakaria
Guest
Mar 15, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Mar 15, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Mar 8, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Mar 7, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Mar 4, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Mohamed
Guest
Feb 28, 2017
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Warda
Guest
Feb 22, 2017
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Chris Okello
Guest
Feb 22, 2017
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Abubakar
Guest
Feb 19, 2017
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Nassar
Guest
Jan 15, 2017
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jan 8, 2017
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Dec 31, 2016
😅 I needed that!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Dec 20, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Dec 19, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Kassim
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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James Malima
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Irene Makena
Guest
Dec 6, 2016
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Nov 28, 2016
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 24, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 27, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Oct 25, 2016
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Baridi
Guest
Sep 6, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Chum
Guest
Aug 30, 2016
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Aug 28, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Sekela
Guest
Aug 20, 2016
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Fadhila
Guest
Aug 11, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
😂 I’m dying!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jul 13, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jul 2, 2016
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Mazrui
Guest
Jul 1, 2016
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Hashim
Guest
Jun 29, 2016
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Husna
Guest
Jun 17, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jun 11, 2016
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Shabani
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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David Nyerere
Guest
May 29, 2016
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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John Mwangi
Guest
May 16, 2016
Thanks Ackyshine
