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Asha
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Apr 10, 2017
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Azima
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Mar 25, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Janet Mwikali
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Mar 19, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Grace Mligo
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Mar 15, 2017
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Mwanais
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Mar 14, 2017
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Arifa
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Feb 25, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Mariam
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Feb 3, 2017
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Nassor
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Jan 27, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Asha
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Jan 26, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Jamal
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Jan 18, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Lydia Mzindakaya
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Jan 18, 2017
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Juma
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Jan 14, 2017
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Philip Nyaga
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Jan 14, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Grace Njuguna
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Jan 12, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Nyota
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Jan 9, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Wilson Ombati
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Dec 15, 2016
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Francis Njeru
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Dec 10, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Anthony Kariuki
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Dec 10, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Kassim
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Dec 5, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Zawadi
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Nov 28, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Nov 6, 2016
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Yahya
Guest
Oct 31, 2016
😅 I needed that!
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Fadhili
Guest
Oct 28, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Zulekha
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Fikiri
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
😂 Gotta save this!
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Oct 4, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Sep 24, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Mariam
Guest
Sep 16, 2016
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Sep 14, 2016
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Sep 4, 2016
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Abubakar
Guest
Sep 3, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Mwajabu
Guest
Sep 3, 2016
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Charles Mboje
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Aug 28, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Ruth Kibona
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Aug 27, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Aug 20, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Amina
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Aug 15, 2016
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Jabir
Guest
Aug 14, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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David Ochieng
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Sarah Karani
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Aug 5, 2016
😁 This just made my day!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Nancy Kawawa
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Jul 27, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Abdullah
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Jul 24, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 14, 2016
🤣 This one got me good!
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Khalifa
Guest
Jul 13, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Aziza
Guest
Jul 11, 2016
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Nasra
Guest
Jun 18, 2016
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jun 3, 2016
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jun 3, 2016
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Shukuru
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May 28, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Stephen Kikwete
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May 24, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
May 23, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Benjamin Masanja
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May 13, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Jamal
Guest
May 2, 2016
Thanks Ackyshine
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Abdillah
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
😃 Instant mood boost!
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
