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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Feb 10, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Raha
Guest
Feb 10, 2017
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Feb 6, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Tabu
Guest
Jan 16, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jan 10, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Issack
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jan 6, 2017
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Zakia
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Shani
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Ramadhan
Guest
Dec 16, 2016
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Aziza
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Khadija
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Mwagonda
Guest
Nov 28, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Maneno
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Rukia
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Nov 11, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Shabani
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 7, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Nov 3, 2016
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Oct 31, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Juma
Guest
Oct 24, 2016
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Husna
Guest
Oct 22, 2016
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Biashara
Guest
Oct 13, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Farida
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Oct 1, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Sep 29, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 28, 2016
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Sep 15, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Nyota
Guest
Sep 7, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Aug 24, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Aug 24, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Kheri
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Safiya
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Maulid
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
😆 That punchline!
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Salma
Guest
Jul 14, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Nchi
Guest
Jul 14, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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James Mduma
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jun 11, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jun 11, 2016
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Mjaka
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
May 28, 2016
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
May 28, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Baraka
Guest
May 21, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
May 21, 2016
😄 Perfect joke!
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Kahina
Guest
May 21, 2016
😁 This is gold!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
May 10, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Mwinyi
Guest
May 7, 2016
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Latifa
Guest
May 7, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
May 5, 2016
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
May 3, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Anna Sumari
Guest
May 1, 2016
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Apr 18, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Sumaya
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
