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Margaret Mahiga
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Oct 10, 2016
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Jabir
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Khatib
Guest
Sep 22, 2016
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Sep 22, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Makame
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Sep 11, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Mwagonda
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Mariam
Guest
Sep 6, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Yahya
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Sep 1, 2016
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Sep 1, 2016
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Aug 24, 2016
🤣 Sending this now!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Aug 23, 2016
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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David Chacha
Guest
Aug 20, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Aug 15, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Sarafina
Guest
Aug 2, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Yusra
Guest
Aug 2, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Nassor
Guest
Jul 25, 2016
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jun 28, 2016
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 28, 2016
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jun 27, 2016
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jun 26, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Baraka
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jun 9, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jun 7, 2016
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Chum
Guest
May 26, 2016
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Omari
Guest
May 26, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Mjaka
Guest
May 25, 2016
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
May 22, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
May 17, 2016
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 15, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Apr 26, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Apr 21, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Sumaya
Guest
Apr 19, 2016
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Halimah
Guest
Apr 19, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Nassar
Guest
Apr 18, 2016
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Apr 8, 2016
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Apr 2, 2016
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Apr 2, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Hamida
Guest
Mar 30, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 28, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Mustafa
Guest
Mar 25, 2016
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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David Nyerere
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Rukia
Guest
Mar 19, 2016
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Hawa
Guest
Mar 17, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Mwakisu
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Abubakar
Guest
Mar 7, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Feb 28, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Safiya
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Feb 16, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jan 28, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Fadhila
Guest
Jan 22, 2016
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jan 22, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
