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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jan 10, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jan 8, 2017
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jan 8, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Rukia
Guest
Jan 6, 2017
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 19, 2016
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Bahati
Guest
Dec 8, 2016
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Athumani
Guest
Nov 3, 2016
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Abdillah
Guest
Oct 23, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
😄 Nailed it!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Oct 13, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Makame
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Sep 29, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Hekima
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Sep 22, 2016
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Aug 21, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Grace Minja
Guest
Aug 21, 2016
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Saidi
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Aug 5, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Aug 3, 2016
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jul 10, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jul 10, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jun 10, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Shamim
Guest
Jun 7, 2016
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jun 6, 2016
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
May 27, 2016
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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David Sokoine
Guest
May 24, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Jackson Makori
Guest
May 22, 2016
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
May 18, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Khamis
Guest
May 16, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
May 15, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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George Wanjala
Guest
May 11, 2016
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Sharifa
Guest
May 1, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Apr 28, 2016
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Mwinyi
Guest
Apr 27, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Hawa
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Zakia
Guest
Apr 19, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Apr 11, 2016
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Maida
Guest
Apr 2, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Mar 25, 2016
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Mar 9, 2016
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Josephine
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
😄 You got me!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Biashara
Guest
Feb 16, 2016
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Feb 14, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Khalifa
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
😁 This made my day!
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Khadija
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jan 19, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Maida
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Wande
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jan 4, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jan 4, 2016
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
