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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Apr 16, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
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Khadija
Guest
Apr 6, 2017
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Apr 5, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
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Rukia
Guest
Mar 22, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
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Chiku
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
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David Chacha
Guest
Jan 24, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jan 17, 2017
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
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George Ndungu
Guest
Dec 23, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
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Hashim
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
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Farida
Guest
Dec 17, 2016
๐ Gotta save this!
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Shabani
Guest
Dec 16, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Dec 15, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Hawa
Guest
Nov 18, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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John Mushi
Guest
Nov 18, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
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Saidi
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Oct 25, 2016
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 7, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 26, 2016
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
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Fatuma
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
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Shabani
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Arifa
Guest
Aug 14, 2016
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
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Raha
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
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Sarafina
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Aug 7, 2016
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
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Neema
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jun 29, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jun 28, 2016
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
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Mariam
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
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Zainab
Guest
Jun 18, 2016
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
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Amir
Guest
Jun 18, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jun 15, 2016
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
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Jamal
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jun 11, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
May 27, 2016
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
May 22, 2016
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
May 18, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
May 9, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
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Mwanais
Guest
Apr 15, 2016
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 12, 2016
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Mar 27, 2016
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
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Jafari
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
๐ You totally won the internet today!
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Ann Awino
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Ali
Guest
Mar 25, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Mar 25, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
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Fadhili
Guest
Mar 23, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 11, 2016
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Mar 2, 2016
๐คฃ Sending this now!
