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Omar
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Apr 5, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Edward Chepkoech
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Apr 3, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
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Khatib
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Mar 27, 2017
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
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Patrick Akech
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Mar 13, 2017
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
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Philip Nyaga
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Mar 10, 2017
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
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Mustafa
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Mar 6, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
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Anna Kibwana
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Mar 6, 2017
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Sekela
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Mar 4, 2017
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
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Rukia
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Feb 17, 2017
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
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Zulekha
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Feb 13, 2017
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
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Moses Mwita
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Jan 30, 2017
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
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Yusra
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Jan 28, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
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Ruth Mtangi
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Jan 2, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
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Asha
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Dec 21, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Omari
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Dec 12, 2016
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
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Mwakisu
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Dec 10, 2016
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
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Mhina
Guest
Nov 15, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
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Linda Karimi
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Nov 7, 2016
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
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Jamal
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Nov 4, 2016
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
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Shabani
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
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George Mallya
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
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Mwajabu
Guest
Oct 3, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
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Mwajuma
Guest
Sep 22, 2016
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
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Sarafina
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
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Chum
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
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Latifa
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
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Makame
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
๐ This one really got me!
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Mariam
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
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Anna Sumari
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Aug 15, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
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Andrew Mchome
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Aug 10, 2016
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
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Robert Okello
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Aug 7, 2016
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Mzee
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Aug 7, 2016
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
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Nancy Kabura
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Aug 5, 2016
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Aug 3, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
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Lucy Mushi
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Jul 3, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐
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Nancy Komba
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Jun 29, 2016
๐ So funny!
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
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Warda
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Jun 24, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
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Kahina
Guest
Jun 11, 2016
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jun 10, 2016
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
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Jamal
Guest
Jun 10, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
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Ann Wambui
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Jun 1, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
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Kenneth Murithi
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Jun 1, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
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Alice Mwikali
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May 27, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
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Dorothy Majaliwa
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May 26, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
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Hekima
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May 24, 2016
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
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Faith Kariuki
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May 22, 2016
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
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Khalifa
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May 8, 2016
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
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Sarah Karani
Guest
May 6, 2016
๐ That punchline was epic!
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 30, 2016
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
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Emily Chepngeno
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Apr 17, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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Edward Lowassa
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Apr 15, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
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Mashaka
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Apr 12, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
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John Lissu
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Mar 17, 2016
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
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Stephen Mushi
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Mar 13, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ
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