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Salma
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Nov 9, 2016
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Nov 8, 2016
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
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Amina
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Oct 31, 2016
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Oct 20, 2016
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
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Maneno
Guest
Oct 13, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
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Rahma
Guest
Oct 4, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
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Amina
Guest
Sep 16, 2016
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
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Nassor
Guest
Sep 15, 2016
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
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Kahina
Guest
Sep 3, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Aug 28, 2016
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Aug 21, 2016
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
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Khatib
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
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Leila
Guest
Aug 7, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Aug 5, 2016
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Aug 5, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
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Faiza
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
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Zakia
Guest
Jul 18, 2016
๐ That punchline!
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Omari
Guest
Jul 11, 2016
๐ Gotta save this!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 9, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jul 9, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 26, 2016
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
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James Mduma
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jun 18, 2016
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jun 14, 2016
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 8, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Khamis
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
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Jamila
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
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Sekela
Guest
May 29, 2016
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
May 29, 2016
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
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James Kawawa
Guest
May 28, 2016
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
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Charles Mrope
Guest
May 21, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
May 5, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
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Habiba
Guest
May 5, 2016
๐ What a joke!
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Binti
Guest
May 2, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
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Mwajuma
Guest
Apr 30, 2016
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
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Halima
Guest
Apr 28, 2016
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
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Daudi
Guest
Apr 19, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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Muslima
Guest
Apr 18, 2016
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
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Mohamed
Guest
Apr 18, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
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Shamsa
Guest
Apr 17, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Apr 15, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
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Kiza
Guest
Apr 13, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
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Masika
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Mar 28, 2016
๐ Instant mood boost!
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Zulekha
Guest
Mar 23, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Mar 16, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
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Samuel Were
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Mar 11, 2016
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
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Hawa
Guest
Mar 3, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Sultan
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 21, 2016
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Feb 10, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Feb 9, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
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Rukia
Guest
Feb 5, 2016
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Feb 3, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
