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Ann Awino
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Dec 15, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Dec 8, 2016
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Dec 3, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Nov 28, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Nov 24, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Nov 23, 2016
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Nov 17, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mazrui
Guest
Nov 16, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Nov 11, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Mwakisu
Guest
Nov 8, 2016
😆 Still cracking up!
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Oct 31, 2016
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Oct 29, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 29, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 17, 2016
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Oct 16, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Juma
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Samuel Were
Guest
Sep 28, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Hashim
Guest
Sep 23, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Issack
Guest
Sep 16, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Sep 6, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Sep 4, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Sep 1, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Mchuma
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Shabani
Guest
Aug 24, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Halimah
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Aug 7, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jul 28, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jul 16, 2016
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Kheri
Guest
Jul 15, 2016
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jul 15, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Faiza
Guest
Jul 13, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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John Malisa
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Aziza
Guest
Jul 2, 2016
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 24, 2016
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Furaha
Guest
May 25, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Charles Mrope
Guest
May 16, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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John Mushi
Guest
May 16, 2016
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Sultan
Guest
May 6, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Mary Njeri
Guest
May 3, 2016
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Leila
Guest
May 2, 2016
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Mary Kidata
Guest
May 1, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 1, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Jaffar
Guest
Apr 27, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Apr 7, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Halima
Guest
Apr 2, 2016
😂 So funny!
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Yahya
Guest
Mar 11, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Mustafa
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Amina
Guest
Feb 19, 2016
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
🤣 Sending this now!
