A ghost's favorite room in the house is ๐ปthe living room!๐ป Explanation: Because ghosts are "living" in the afterlife, their favorite room would naturally be the living room! Plus, it's a play on words that adds a fun and lighthearted twist to the spooky nature of ghosts. So, whenever you hear strange noises or feel a chill in the living room, it's just your ghostly friends having a ghostly good time! ๐๐
Ann Awino (Guest) on December 15, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 8, 2016
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on December 3, 2016
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 28, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 24, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 23, 2016
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 17, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Mazrui (Guest) on November 16, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 11, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Mwakisu (Guest) on November 8, 2016
๐ Still cracking up!
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 2, 2016
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 31, 2016
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 29, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 29, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 17, 2016
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 16, 2016
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Juma (Guest) on October 12, 2016
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 11, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Samuel Were (Guest) on September 28, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Hashim (Guest) on September 23, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Issack (Guest) on September 16, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 6, 2016
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 4, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 1, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Mchuma (Guest) on August 29, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 26, 2016
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Shabani (Guest) on August 24, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Halimah (Guest) on August 13, 2016
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 7, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 31, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 28, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 16, 2016
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Kheri (Guest) on July 15, 2016
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 15, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Faiza (Guest) on July 13, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
John Malisa (Guest) on July 12, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Aziza (Guest) on July 2, 2016
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 24, 2016
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 2, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Furaha (Guest) on May 25, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 16, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
John Mushi (Guest) on May 16, 2016
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Sultan (Guest) on May 6, 2016
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 3, 2016
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Leila (Guest) on May 2, 2016
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 1, 2016
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 1, 2016
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Jaffar (Guest) on April 27, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Ali (Guest) on April 26, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 7, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Halima (Guest) on April 2, 2016
๐ So funny!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 24, 2016
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 14, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Yahya (Guest) on March 11, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Mustafa (Guest) on February 25, 2016
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 25, 2016
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Amina (Guest) on February 19, 2016
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on February 12, 2016
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 30, 2016
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 24, 2016
๐คฃ Sending this now!