Answer: Santa Claus 🎅
Explanation: In December, we have the delightful presence of Santa Claus, who magically appears with his sleigh and reindeer to bring joy and gifts to everyone. No other month can boast of having this jolly old fellow spreading cheer and laughter! 🎁🎉
Amina (Guest) on November 26, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Sumaya (Guest) on November 20, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on November 17, 2016
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Abdullah (Guest) on November 16, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Daudi (Guest) on November 15, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Nassor (Guest) on November 9, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
David Nyerere (Guest) on October 30, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on October 29, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Zakia (Guest) on October 25, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 16, 2016
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Sharifa (Guest) on October 15, 2016
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Hassan (Guest) on October 11, 2016
😆 I’m dying over here!
Halimah (Guest) on September 28, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Nassar (Guest) on September 26, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Baridi (Guest) on September 25, 2016
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 22, 2016
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 15, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Mtumwa (Guest) on September 2, 2016
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Mhina (Guest) on August 31, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Arifa (Guest) on August 27, 2016
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Chiku (Guest) on August 26, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Daudi (Guest) on August 24, 2016
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 6, 2016
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 29, 2016
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Abubakar (Guest) on July 27, 2016
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 21, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Nasra (Guest) on July 18, 2016
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on July 8, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Baraka (Guest) on June 25, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 19, 2016
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 15, 2016
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Faiza (Guest) on June 4, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 2, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 25, 2016
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 17, 2016
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 16, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 12, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 9, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 2, 2016
😄 Nailed it!
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 1, 2016
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Ann Awino (Guest) on March 29, 2016
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 25, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Maneno (Guest) on March 22, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 9, 2016
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 4, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 1, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Abdullah (Guest) on February 29, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Rehema (Guest) on February 27, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Victor Malima (Guest) on February 23, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 22, 2016
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 9, 2016
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Maimuna (Guest) on January 31, 2016
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 21, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 20, 2016
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Yusra (Guest) on January 18, 2016
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Asha (Guest) on January 12, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 11, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 3, 2016
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 2, 2016
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 19, 2015
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰