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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Dec 6, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Nov 23, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Nov 6, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Halimah
Guest
Oct 22, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Fadhila
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Oct 17, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Rabia
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Ibrahim
Guest
Sep 3, 2016
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Omari
Guest
Aug 11, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 28, 2016
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jul 15, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Rubea
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jul 2, 2016
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 29, 2016
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Chiku
Guest
Jun 9, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 8, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Abubakar
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Michael Mboya
Guest
May 29, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
May 16, 2016
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 15, 2016
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
May 8, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
May 7, 2016
🤣 Sending this now!
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Mohamed
Guest
May 6, 2016
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
May 5, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Omar
Guest
Apr 23, 2016
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Apr 21, 2016
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Apr 18, 2016
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Apr 7, 2016
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 15, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Tabu
Guest
Mar 10, 2016
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Chum
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Aziza
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Feb 22, 2016
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Warda
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Feb 7, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jan 27, 2016
🤣 This one got me good!
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jan 25, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Masika
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Maida
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jan 3, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Fadhila
Guest
Dec 31, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Dec 15, 2015
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Tabu
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
