Q: Which bus crossed the ocean? 🌊🚌 A: The hippopota-"bus"! 🦛🚌
Explanation: The joke plays on the word "bus" by incorporating a pun with the word "hippopotamus." By combining the words, we create a playful image of a hippopotamus driving a bus across the ocean, which is quite absurd and humorous. The use of the 🌊 emoji represents the ocean, while the 🦛 emoji represents the hippopotamus, adding a fun visual element to the joke.
Nahida (Guest) on December 14, 2016
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 7, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 7, 2016
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 28, 2016
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 13, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 8, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Aziza (Guest) on November 4, 2016
😅 I’m still laughing!
Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 2, 2016
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Rabia (Guest) on September 30, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 19, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Grace Minja (Guest) on September 16, 2016
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 6, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Rahma (Guest) on August 31, 2016
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
David Chacha (Guest) on August 27, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
John Lissu (Guest) on August 23, 2016
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Hawa (Guest) on August 21, 2016
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Nchi (Guest) on August 19, 2016
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 19, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Mwajuma (Guest) on August 12, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Issa (Guest) on August 9, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Sofia (Guest) on July 11, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 6, 2016
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Nasra (Guest) on July 1, 2016
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 24, 2016
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 17, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Rehema (Guest) on June 13, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Yusuf (Guest) on June 11, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Juma (Guest) on June 4, 2016
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 4, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 31, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Salima (Guest) on May 28, 2016
😆 Saving this one!
Rehema (Guest) on May 26, 2016
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Anna Malela (Guest) on May 4, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Nassor (Guest) on April 30, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 21, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Mwakisu (Guest) on April 13, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 9, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 8, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 1, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Josephine (Guest) on March 25, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 20, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Mwajabu (Guest) on March 18, 2016
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 18, 2016
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 10, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
John Mwangi (Guest) on March 3, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Binti (Guest) on February 29, 2016
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Yahya (Guest) on February 25, 2016
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 23, 2016
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 9, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 5, 2016
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Omar (Guest) on February 1, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Jaffar (Guest) on January 30, 2016
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Biashara (Guest) on January 5, 2016
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Chris Okello (Guest) on January 2, 2016
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 30, 2015
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 29, 2015
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 27, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Furaha (Guest) on December 16, 2015
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 5, 2015
😂 So funny!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 4, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔