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Nahida
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Dec 14, 2016
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Agnes Njeri
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Dec 7, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Grace Mligo
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Dec 7, 2016
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Philip Nyaga
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Nov 28, 2016
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Nicholas Wanjohi
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Nov 13, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Anna Sumari
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Nov 8, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Aziza
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Nov 4, 2016
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Victor Kamau
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Oct 2, 2016
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Rabia
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Sep 30, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Mwanahawa
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Sep 19, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Grace Minja
Guest
Sep 16, 2016
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Dorothy Nkya
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Sep 6, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Rahma
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Aug 31, 2016
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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David Chacha
Guest
Aug 27, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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John Lissu
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Aug 23, 2016
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Hawa
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Aug 21, 2016
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Nchi
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Aug 19, 2016
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Mwajuma
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Aug 12, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Sofia
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Jul 11, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jul 6, 2016
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Nasra
Guest
Jul 1, 2016
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Nora Kidata
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Jun 24, 2016
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Stephen Amollo
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Jun 17, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Rehema
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Jun 13, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Yusuf
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Jun 11, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Nora Lowassa
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Jun 4, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Stephen Malecela
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May 31, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Salima
Guest
May 28, 2016
😆 Saving this one!
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Rehema
Guest
May 26, 2016
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Anna Malela
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May 4, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Nassor
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Apr 30, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Josephine Nekesa
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Apr 21, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Mwakisu
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Apr 13, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Sarah Karani
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Apr 9, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Edith Cherotich
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Apr 8, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Elizabeth Malima
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Apr 1, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Josephine
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Mar 25, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Joyce Aoko
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Mar 20, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Mwajabu
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Mar 18, 2016
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Mar 18, 2016
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Mar 10, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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John Mwangi
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Mar 3, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Binti
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Feb 29, 2016
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Yahya
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Feb 25, 2016
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Mwanaidi
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Feb 23, 2016
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Mwanaisha
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Feb 9, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Stephen Malecela
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Feb 5, 2016
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Jaffar
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Jan 30, 2016
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Biashara
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Jan 5, 2016
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Chris Okello
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Jan 2, 2016
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Rose Mwinuka
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Dec 30, 2015
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Dec 27, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Furaha
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Dec 16, 2015
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Nov 5, 2015
😂 So funny!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Nov 4, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
