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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 26, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Apr 21, 2017
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Apr 20, 2017
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Muslima
Guest
Apr 5, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 4, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Mar 31, 2017
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Kiza
Guest
Mar 25, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Kazija
Guest
Mar 20, 2017
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Kazija
Guest
Mar 15, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 12, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Mar 3, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Ann Awino
Guest
Mar 1, 2017
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Hekima
Guest
Feb 28, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Mchuma
Guest
Feb 23, 2017
😅 I needed that!
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Issa
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Rabia
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Nassor
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jan 30, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Kheri
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Abubakar
Guest
Jan 9, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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John Mushi
Guest
Jan 6, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Furaha
Guest
Dec 29, 2016
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Mwajabu
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Dec 13, 2016
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Dec 5, 2016
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 18, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Nov 13, 2016
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Nov 13, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Hekima
Guest
Nov 13, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Leila
Guest
Nov 6, 2016
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Kijakazi
Guest
Oct 23, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 22, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Fikiri
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Oct 16, 2016
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Sharifa
Guest
Oct 3, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Sep 29, 2016
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Sep 24, 2016
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Leila
Guest
Sep 23, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Kassim
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Raha
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Issack
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 14, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Jamila
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Nuru
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
🤣 This one got me good!
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jul 28, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Bakari
Guest
Jul 9, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Shukuru
Guest
Jul 5, 2016
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Issa
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Zawadi
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
😄 You got me!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 9, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Nahida
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
