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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jan 12, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Salma
Guest
Jan 8, 2017
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Mjaka
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
😂 I’m dying!
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Rashid
Guest
Dec 14, 2016
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Nov 26, 2016
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Nov 23, 2016
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Ramadhan
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Hawa
Guest
Nov 17, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Maneno
Guest
Nov 17, 2016
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Makame
Guest
Nov 16, 2016
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Salima
Guest
Nov 6, 2016
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Jamila
Guest
Oct 19, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
😂 This is too funny!
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 3, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Safiya
Guest
Sep 23, 2016
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Warda
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Warda
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
Thanks Ackyshine
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Aug 28, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Irene Makena
Guest
Aug 22, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Shamsa
Guest
Aug 11, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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John Mwangi
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Rahma
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Faiza
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Ndoto
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 16, 2016
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jul 11, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jul 4, 2016
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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George Tenga
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jun 27, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Arifa
Guest
Jun 24, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jun 11, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Mwanaisha
Guest
May 30, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Majid
Guest
May 28, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Nancy Komba
Guest
May 26, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Shamim
Guest
May 25, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
May 22, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Jafari
Guest
Apr 30, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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James Mduma
Guest
Apr 26, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Abubakari
Guest
Apr 23, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Apr 22, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Apr 18, 2016
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Nuru
Guest
Apr 15, 2016
🤣 Pure genius!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Mar 6, 2016
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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David Kawawa
Guest
Mar 3, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Jamila
Guest
Mar 2, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Mar 2, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 27, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
