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Diana Mallya
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Apr 14, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Kijakazi
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Apr 9, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Hamida
Guest
Mar 29, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Sultan
Guest
Mar 11, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Mar 4, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Nora Lowassa
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Feb 21, 2017
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Alice Jebet
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Feb 12, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Sarah Karani
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Feb 4, 2017
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Amani
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Jan 15, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jan 14, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jan 10, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Nchi
Guest
Dec 30, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Robert Ndunguru
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Dec 29, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Jamila
Guest
Dec 29, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Omari
Guest
Dec 22, 2016
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Nasra
Guest
Dec 20, 2016
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Dec 16, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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John Malisa
Guest
Dec 8, 2016
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Fadhila
Guest
Dec 2, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Jabir
Guest
Nov 26, 2016
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Brian Karanja
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Nov 21, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Patrick Akech
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Nov 18, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Omari
Guest
Nov 16, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Josephine
Guest
Nov 5, 2016
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Nov 4, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Oct 28, 2016
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Leila
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Oct 13, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Sep 26, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Halima
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Betty Kimaro
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Sep 15, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Raphael Okoth
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Sep 11, 2016
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Mchuma
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Mazrui
Guest
Sep 6, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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David Chacha
Guest
Sep 6, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Tambwe
Guest
Sep 2, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Juma
Guest
Aug 22, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Alice Mwikali
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Aug 19, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Aug 11, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Sultan
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jul 26, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 5, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Catherine Naliaka
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Jun 24, 2016
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jun 18, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jun 9, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
May 31, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Majid
Guest
May 30, 2016
😄 What a joke!
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Abdillah
Guest
May 26, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Muslima
Guest
May 23, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Faiza
Guest
May 11, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Francis Njeru
Guest
May 10, 2016
😆 Saving this one!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Apr 7, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Apr 6, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Apr 4, 2016
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Mar 27, 2016
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
